Crazy dream

[|darc|]

I just woke up early this morning so I could do some studying, but when I woke up, I felt too tired so I set my alarm for 1 hour ahead. I plunged into a lucid dream. Usually I can tell when I'm dreaming, but throughout this entire dream I thought it was absolutely real.

I was driving to a K-mart to get some stuff. I parked on the side of this K-mart, and got out, and walked to the front. The time had to be about 2am or so, which is not a time K-mart is open anyway, and this particular K-mart location had been demolished to make way for a Home Depot at least 5 years ago... The outside was deserted; but I realized I was completely naked (this has happened in several dreams before, and I was thinking "oh shit! I've dreamt this before but now it's come true!"). I ran back to my car to get some clothes, and panicked when I realized my keys were probably in my pocket locked inside the car and my phone would have been in there too. In panic I ran far past where my car was (trying to quickly find the car because I was naked, it was cold, and my bare feet hurt on the ground), so I ran back through the parking lot (which was strangely quite full for 2am), and I spotted a couple who were parked beside my car and were out of the car sitting on the ground. For some reason I had an empty soft drink cup from a fast food restaurant in my hand, so I threw it at the guy and hid, so maybe he would go away and not see me naked. He got in his car, and I got in mine... but the girl got in my passenger seat. We looked at each other for a moment, and she appeared to be this extremely attractive blonde girl that was in my Poetry of Republican Rome class a year ago whom I sometimes admired--extremely and flawlessly beautiful, smart, nice, and, of course, taken. There was an odd tension, and in an instant it was sexual tension, though I couldn't understand why (I didn't realize I was naked at this point). In an instant, she threw her legs over on my lap, and I bent over and kissed her, open-mouthed but very gently. I was sure this was real now, as her lips felt so soft and realistic. It was weird that she was in my dream, if it was her, because I haven't given a thought to her existence in months. At that point, Zack de la Rocha started screaming "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!! WAAAAKE UPPPP!!"--my Rage Against the Machine alarm on my iPhone went off and I was awake.

[Code-Red]

I once had a dream where I was having sex with a girl, and in an instant she turned on me. She grabbed my balls and started to squeeze them hard, and for some reason there was nothing I could do about it. The pain was excruciating, and real. It lasted for a minute or so, then I woke up because the pain had become too much to handle.

I might have been laying on them, or sleeping in a weird position. I'm not sure...

And since this is null, hamm sammich.

[|darc|]

ouch...

[bizzle]

What drugs did you do?

[Zealous zerotype]

I had this dream where my dad was a gigantic thin crust pizza.

[Calavera]

DONKEY KONG!

[mankrip]

What drugs did you do?

[APE]

I had one a few nights ago that was a really awesome reinterpretation of Back to the Future 1+3. Vivid enough I could write it out.