Man has sex with chicken

Post by **Roofus** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 3:58 pm

"Timothy Garner, 35, of the Florien area is suspected of having sex with a chicken. Garner was arrested Thursday after being caught in the chicken house, Florien police Chief Herman R. Love said... the chickens' owner heard the animals making a commotion and saw headlights outside. A neighbor also heard the commotion and found Garner inside the chicken house, Love said... The chickens' owner found seven of the chickens with injuries. After being brought in for questioning at the Sabine Parish Sheriff's Office, Love said Garner admitted to having sex with the animal... Garner was arrested on charges of trespassing and crimes against nature."

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FETUS · Post by **FETUS** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 4:02 pm

thats my uncle

perry · Post by **perry** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 4:14 pm

FETUS wrote:thats my uncle

Did you find it out here or already know ?

AgentGreen · Post by **AgentGreen** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 4:34 pm

Umm.....ew?

Post by **|darc|** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 5:38 pm

Black Ninja · Post by **Black Ninja** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 5:53 pm

Maybe this guy thinks that his chickens are finger licking good.

Chile · Post by **Chile** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 6:56 pm

anyone remember the south park episode "chicken fuc.ker?

DCFan2004 · Post by **DCFan2004** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 7:13 pm

anyone remember the south park episode "chicken fuc.ker?

I do. The guy from the book mobile was the one doing it right?

Zealous zerotype · Post by **Zealous zerotype** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 9:48 pm

Umm all I have to say is let him fuck the chickens if they are his but since they wernt i CAN SEE WHY.ALSO LOL CRIMES AGAINST NATURE.But still aint as bad as the man in canada who bought bra's,ect for his dog and raped it....

Orange_Ribbon · Post by **Orange_Ribbon** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 9:49 pm

Ummm Fetus, are you serious?!?!?!?!

Post by **Quzar** » Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:33 pm

Orange_Ribbon wrote:Ummm Fetus, are you serious?!?!?!?!

I was thinking of asking, but i also figured id get no real response.

FETUS · Post by **FETUS** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 2:37 am

no it was late and it sounded funny to me.

Skynet · Post by **Skynet** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 4:54 am

null/rest of the forum, it's all the same to fetus

Orange_Ribbon · Post by **Orange_Ribbon** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:48 am

Oh good then I don't have to feel bad for making fun of him.

Why send him to jail, he is just going to get Salmonella from poorly cooked meat anyway.

Sephiroth · Post by **Sephiroth** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:23 am

Sex with a chicken huh. Well...thats just messed up, who the hell has sex with chickens!?

Hawq · Post by **Hawq** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 1:09 pm

Chile wrote:anyone remember the south park episode "chicken fuc.ker?

There may be children present, in future refer to him as the 'chicken lover'

Post by **Quzar** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 1:10 pm

well obviously he does...

Orange_Ribbon · Post by **Orange_Ribbon** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 2:50 pm

I want to know how you make love to Hawq

perry · Post by **perry** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:56 pm

Orange_Ribbon wrote:I want to know how you make love to Hawq

With lots of lubricant. Lots.

Orange_Ribbon · Post by **Orange_Ribbon** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:25 pm

How about drinks to loosen him up? Each drink someone has I look just a little bit better.