I HATE Samuel Adams.

[Egotistical EvilN]

It tastes like elephant diarhea.
It tastes like rancid earwax.
It's where they have donkeys piss in bottles, pour in yeast, wait a week, and sell it to anyone stupid enough to buy it.
I'd rather drink cat urine mixed with kool-aid than drink Samuel Adams.
Bullshit.

[Luriden]

I've heard it's quite good.

[DaMadFiddler]

Eh, don't blame you.

Then again, I don't like alcohol to begin with...makes me feel like I'm drinking cleaning chemicals or something.

[adnans]

i can see you drinking an appletini, fid

[DaMadFiddler]

i can see you drinking an appletini, fid

Not even that. I've tried weak drinks and sweet drinks and mixed drinks--everything from hard cider to Schnapps--but if it even has a *hint* of that alcohol aftertaste, it drives me nuts. It's like someone poured Listerine in my drink.

[az_bont]

i can see you drinking an appletini, fid

Not even that. I've tried weak drinks and sweet drinks and mixed drinks--everything from hard cider to Schnapps--but if it even has a *hint* of that alcohol aftertaste, it drives me nuts. It's like someone poured Listerine in my drink.

How about spirits-based alcopops? Even with a tongue of superhero-like sensitivity, I doubt you'd be able to taste the vodka in a ~5% alcohol Smirnoff Ice (or whatever you have over there instead, as I understand some sick individual decided to make it with un-hopped beer in the States).

[|darc|]

i can see you drinking an appletini, fid

Not even that. I've tried weak drinks and sweet drinks and mixed drinks--everything from hard cider to Schnapps--but if it even has a *hint* of that alcohol aftertaste, it drives me nuts. It's like someone poured Listerine in my drink.

How about spirits-based alcopops? Even with a tongue of superhero-like sensitivity, I doubt you'd be able to taste the vodka in a ~5% alcohol Smirnoff Ice (or whatever you have over there instead, as I understand some sick individual decided to make it with un-hopped beer in the States).

I don't think anyone can taste the alcohol in Smirnoff Ice. It's like drinking Sprite that gets you drunk or something.

[not just souLLy now]

Yeah I never liked the taste of beer when I was younger and could only drink alcopoppy drinks that didn't really taste of alcohol (just chemicals and sugar), but now I like the good stuff- probably the tastiest drink i can think of that barely has any alcohol flavour: Black Russians, they taste delicious but dangerously so, you can polish off pints of the stuff really easily and they're pretty potent. Some of the sweeter decent quality ciders are a good place to start too.