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I hacked Nintendo and downloaded a picture of the new console. Its actually quite an evolutionary step forward from the previous consoles, and I feel that this design actually portrays Nintendo's current views on video games.
This is a prototype design, my sources say that the actual finished console will be softer and plushier.
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It appears the rumors have been true, Nintendo has indeed started work on a new console that will appear on shelves in late november 2005 (working date.) Mr. Miyamoto, creator of such great cult Nintendo titles as the Mario and Metroid series, quoted when we heard his press release earlier this morning.
"We are very happy to bring you new console may it bring many fine wishes into who are involved. We believe this console will be leaps and bounds above all other current gaming systems on the market."
Miyamoto then explained himself by leaping and bounding up and down several times to prove his point to us.
Some of the younger fans may be disapointed as the optional Lunchpack version, which contains a candy pouch and a spinning propellor hat will not be available to US owners, but the telephone version, featuring a novelty plastic receiver and several buttons that play different musical tunes will be available come December 2005 in limited stock quantity."
I personally can't wait! imagine the possibilites. You could throw it at walls when you're angry, and it wouldn't sustain damage... and hell, it even looks flotational... so you could play with it in the bath!
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Friday, January 24th 2003
The pictures of Nintendo's new console confirmed everybody?s suspicions, Nintendo has once again forsaken their fan base to release another console aimed at people who can't yet write their own name. This new console will be called the "Nintendo Fluffy".
More details have been revealed about this system so read on and be the first to know the raw power of this gaming power plant.
Specifications:
Material - 50% Polyester, 50% Cotton
Insignia - Non toxic, non colour fade dyes
Stuffing - Soft and durable cotton fibres
CPU (Central Play Unit) - Large hollow ball with small ball inside that makes it rattle
Controllers - Analogue bottle feed with milk stabilisers and directional pad plus one flavour action button.
Graphics ? N/A
Sound ? Wind up chime playing instrument with 16 different notes
Maintenance ? Machine Washable (cold water only)
One criticism was the childish look of this console and a Nintendo representative (Haidon Gifa Fuk) responded by saying ?Nintendo have always been in the fore front of console development and this new console simply brings Nintendo?s vision of console gaming one step closer to our goals. The Fluffy will appeal to a wide range of audiences. Older gamers (our true fans) have not been left out, they will be able to shake the console and hear many different rattles and sounds, which are what we believe will make them look cool in front of their friends. But our focus is on the younger generation and we believe that this console offers so much fun for people who have yet to get a full set of teeth. Not only does it look attractive but they will be able to shake the console and hear many different rattles and sounds. We at Nintendo believe that this is what the kids want in a games console.?
The console is expected to retail for roughly US$349 on its June 2005 release date.
Nintendo have also announced Mr. Miyamoto is already developing Zelda and Mario chimes for this console. Buying games will be rather different for this console. Nintendo will release a ?special edition? of the Fluffy for each game release. Users simply buy this special edition console for US$349 and plug in their existing set of controllers. Mr. Miyamoto commented on this new method by saying ?Well, we seem to be releasing special add-ons for our consoles for quite a few games now, and it simply makes sense to release a new console, after all that?s what you virtually do after you buy the 50 000 Pokemon add-ons so that you can play the game the whole way through. We believe that just buying a new console all out will save our users the expense of having to buy 5 versions just to play the whole thing through and see the actual ending.?
Further announcements are expected within days, including details on the new controller design.
so lame and repetitive... like all those "XBOX on dc" posts. It's not funny, unless you're a huge geek. Reallyt hink about it, what the hell is funny about that?
The Kron wrote:Hmm since we are stereotyping here are the leaked shots for the Xbox2 and the PS3:
Xbox2
but it will run halo right ? and ummmm ahhhh ummmmmmmmm ............awwww forget it.
also, its funny how people say the ps2 isnt as powerfull as the other 2 consoles, which it isnt, but some make it seems like it stinks because of this, but yet when comes to talking about games its always the gameplay and not the graphics.
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