Take the dodgyness test, how shady are you?

Post by **melancholy** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:17 pm

Upstanding

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house? Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 14 Potential fine: ?0

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:01 pm

Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be? You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: ?9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

OldSkoolGamer · Post by **OldSkoolGamer** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:33 am

Upstanding

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house? Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: ?2500

IiLuSiv · Post by **IiLuSiv** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:37 am

Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be? You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: ?7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

I think what nabbed me was the music, the drugs, and the illegal file downloading

Sir C.A.T · Post by **Sir C.A.T** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:31 pm

Upstanding

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house? Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 65 Potential fine: ?2000

Post by **|darc|** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:13 pm

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door?

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: ?4500

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

I downloaded some music and committed the majority of those sex crimes.

fatheadpi · Post by **fatheadpi** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:33 pm

Dubious.

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: ?5000

royhubbs · Post by **royhubbs** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:38 pm

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: ?2000

Post by **Quzar** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:01 pm

Years in prison: 110.5 Potential fine: ?7000

Yea, I know I've committed at least 5 different felonies (which are often enforced)...

Post by **|darc|** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:05 pm

Quzar wrote:Yea, I know I've committed at least 5 different felonies (which are often enforced)...

Which?

FETUS · Post by **FETUS** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:11 pm

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 86.5 Potential fine: ?2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Post by **Quzar** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:21 pm

Mostly having to do with fraud (multiple different types). I should have said "some of which are often enforced). Then of course there is the time unintentionally built and set off a large pipe bomb. The most recent is stealing wireless (which has been enforced here in miami over the past few months). Those are the only two that I've specifically stated on the forums. Except for trespassing on a construction site, but I wasn't counting that towards it.

I've never been convicted of anything of course (I'm sure I'd be not saying anything if so).

Then again, I'm sure that most people have committed at least 5 in their lives simply because there are many innocent ways to commit felonies which are enforced because of the potentially malicious uses of the act.

Post by **|darc|** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:27 pm

How does one unintentionally build and set off a pipe bomb? O_o

Post by **Quzar** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:12 pm

It was a cannon. Three times. Fourth time I put too much gunpoweder and packed it a bit tight. The metal had fatigued quite a bit because of the first three firings. It was about 3in diameter lead pipe, and the bottom was packed with about 6inches of gunpowder. I found a chunk of the pipe about 500ft away. Somehow, I was unhurt even though it went off about 3 feet away from me, I did however lose hearing in one ear for a day and blacked out momentarily/got knocked over a bit by the force of the concussion blast.

ninja · Post by **ninja** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:56 am

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge?

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: ?5000

MetaFox · Post by **MetaFox** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:22 am

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door?

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: ?5000

Skynet · Post by **Skynet** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:55 am

Can't believe maturbation in Indonesia means decapitation!

Jesus... Looks like I got away with it just fine last year. Er I mean... Carry on!

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door?

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: ?0

Hawq · Post by **Hawq** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:30 pm

Can't believe maturbation in Indonesia means decapitation!

Which head? it doesnt bear thinking about does it?

abydos1000 · Post by **abydos1000** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:53 pm

In the clear