I just bought a chicken

[Zealous zerotype]

and it came with biscuits.

[Eviltaco64X]

Coincidentally, I was just playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

[Zealous zerotype]

did you call it missy winners?

[Thomas]

Gary?!

[Zealous zerotype]

WHO THE FUCK IS GARY

[Specially Cork]

I think it's digusting the way some restaurants advertise their chicken as "Kentucky-fried" but then put a very blatant open kitchen right behind the counter - with staff clearly frying your chicken in a place that almost certainly isn't Kentucky.

[Zealous zerotype]

Boney, I don't think you understand how ripples in space work. Have you ever been to Kentucky? No? Because Kentucky is just an idea.

[Eviltaco64X]

On a related topic, I have to change my avatar. Christmas is long over.

[mrandyk]

On a related topic, I have to change my avatar. Christmas is long over.

10 months early.

[Specially Cork]

Actually instead of Christmas this year we're celebrating Ramadan. It's pretty similar except instead of presents you get nothing, and instead of food you get nothing, and instead of booze you get nothing.

On the plus side you'll get 100 virgins waiting for you when you go to heaven.
On the negative side they'll either be hairy sweaty arabs or kids.

[Eviltaco64X]

Actually instead of Christmas this year we're celebrating Ramadan. It's pretty similar except instead of presents you get nothing, and instead of food you get nothing, and instead of booze you get nothing.

On the plus side you'll get 100 virgins waiting for you when you go to heaven.
On the negative side they'll either be hairy sweaty arabs or kids.

At least there's hashish, though.