DCQuake; the rise and fall...

Ian Micheal · Post by **Ian Micheal** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:54 pm

"Why can't you tell corn a secret?"
"Because it has ears!"

Post by **Tyne** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:56 pm

I just had a brilliant idea! Instead of talking about books and movies and such let's start talking about Quake related stuff! omfg, I can't believe I thought of that.. the idea struck me so suddently when I saw the that this is the "QuakeDev section".

Ian Micheal · Post by **Ian Micheal** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:58 pm

Hmm sure these people did not miss click it and think it was null?

what do poisened corn flakes and charles manson have in common?
They're both CEREAL/SERIAL killers! ha ha ha ha ha.

Ian Micheal · Post by **Ian Micheal** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:02 pm

"That joke was so corny it contained more corn then a box of cornflakes"

Moi · Post by **Moi** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:03 pm

Hmm when you translate this 'joke' the pointe gets lost...

Link2k4 · Post by **Link2k4** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:04 pm

what do you call 100 cows masterbating? beefstrokingoff LOL.

Post by **Tyne** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:11 pm

Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

Moi · Post by **Moi** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:15 pm

LOL!
Now stop copying me!

Be serious and continue bashing each other!!!

Link2k4 · Post by **Link2k4** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:20 pm

they are three penises talking to each other, they were talking how their master treated them. the first one says "hey guys,my master is pretty good to me you know what he does? he scratches me and rubs me 3 times a week' then the other penis says ' my master is alright to me he scratches me and rubs me twice a week" now the third penis is shivering in fear then the third one speaks "my master is really cruel to me, he puts a piece of plaster over me, sticks me in a dark hole and makes me to push up till I puke".

ETR · Post by **ETR** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:33 pm

Ian Micheal wrote:Heh totaly stuiped was never going to be called radquake 5 btw. FLCL|ETR blah.

Totaly useless.

That made no sense.

Ian Micheal · Post by **Ian Micheal** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:37 pm

what does a monster says after eating a clown?

that shit tastes funny

Post by **Tyne** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:37 pm

FLCL|ETR wrote:
Ian Micheal wrote:Heh totaly stuiped was never going to be called radquake 5 btw. FLCL|ETR blah.

Totaly useless.
That made no sense.

Tell a joke, YOU!

Ian Micheal · Post by **Ian Micheal** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:39 pm

Tyne wrote:
FLCL|ETR wrote:
Ian Micheal wrote:Heh totaly stuiped was never going to be called radquake 5 btw. FLCL|ETR blah.

Totaly useless.
That made no sense.
Tell a joke, YOU!

what could be a white ball?

its just a white ball you freak!

Link2k4 · Post by **Link2k4** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:42 pm

what does a dog and crap have in common?

they both smell bad!

Moi · Post by **Moi** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:43 pm

Tyne wrote:
FLCL|ETR wrote:
Ian Micheal wrote:Heh totaly stuiped was never going to be called radquake 5 btw. FLCL|ETR blah.

Totaly useless.
That made no sense.
Tell a joke, YOU!

Or at least something about an interesting book/film !

Ian Micheal · Post by **Ian Micheal** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:51 pm

This guy his name is trouble well he wanders off his mate shutup goes looking for him. He goes to the police and says im looking for trouble have you seen him. Cop says ok your looking for trouble are ya!!!!!! whats your name mate HE says shut up COP says you have found trouble.

Link2k4 · Post by **Link2k4** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:57 pm

did you hear lorena bobbit got into a car accident today?

A DICK cut her off!

Ian Micheal · Post by **Ian Micheal** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:00 pm

Guy selling vacums knocks on the door says hi want a demo
gurl says sure come to my bed room the mother notices some one is in the house and shouts out the gurls name fukaharda fukaharda in fear vacum sales men says IMMMMMMM trying love im trying bang bang!

ETR · Post by **ETR** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:08 pm

Sorry, I missed reading the second page.

Why did the piece of bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Bye the way, this is a pretty childish way to hijack a thread.

Post by **Tyne** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:13 pm

"Bye the way"
Bye.