wat r cod infections

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wat.

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wut.

[Specially Cork]

The 3 most common causes of cod infection are:
- Massaging British food into your groin
- Playing Call of Duty with an electric toothbrush charger shoved up your ass for more than 2 hours
- Lubricating your eyes with vaginal discharge

If you've participated in any or all of the above activities in the last 24 hours, please burn all your clothes, paint your body with tuna mayonnaise, stand outside the nearest elementary school and wait for the authorities. If they've not arrived after 15 minutes gain access to the school by any means necessary and arouse yourself. If it's a hot day, remember to continue basting yourself with the canned fish as sweat may cause it to drip off. Prepare a large bowlful and carry it with you if possible.

[BlueCrab]

The 3 most common causes of cod infection are:
- Massaging British food into your groin
- Playing Call of Duty with an electric toothbrush charger shoved up your ass for more than 2 hours
- Lubricating your eyes with vaginal discharge

If you've participated in any or all of the above activities in the last 24 hours, please burn all your clothes, paint your body with tuna mayonnaise, stand outside the nearest elementary school and wait for the authorities. If they've not arrived after 15 minutes gain access to the school by any means necessary and arouse yourself. If it's a hot day, remember to continue basting yourself with the canned fish as sweat may cause it to drip off. Prepare a large bowlful and carry it with you if possible.

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[Eckostyle]

yo ryan this place is cool yo post here

Reminds me of AOL in the late 90's.

[Specially Cork]

I once said "shit" in an AOL teen chatroom.

What did they do?
- Give me a warning?
- Kick me out?
- Filter the bad language?
- Ban me from chat temporarily or permanently?

No, they disconnected me from the internet and terminated our contract.