Nickelback vs. Shakira

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Nickelback vs. Shakira

Post by Eviltaco64X »

Both have irritating voices. BUT which one sounds like they're choking on a hoagie more?
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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Nickelback. They can go DIAF for all I care. God damn Creed (who also suck) imitators.

Shakira, however, has an ass for days, and a belly to boot, so a little bit of duct tape will fix that.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

Post by not just souLLy now »

Thanks for the reminder, it had been at least 7 hours since I'd last fapped to Shakira
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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Although I don't usually admit it, I like Shakira's music.


Definitely don't like Nickelback, though.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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I prefer Nickelback, but not by much. They've had a couple songs I don't mind, the rest are boring. Shakira's music actually gives me a headache.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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Shakira. No match whatsoever.

EDIT - Okay, seems I confused her with another singer. Still no match whatsoever.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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Columbia's hottest export since...well -VS- the most average Candian rock band you could find.

I know where my vote is.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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Shakira was cool at first, when she sang in spanish. After she moved to the US and dyed her hair, her music turned into shit.

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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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Shakira, like most female singers that got a steady boyfriend, has sucked from that point on.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

Post by Jeeba Jabba »

Nickelback... and any rock I've had to endure on the radio in the last ten years... really, really hurts my brain.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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all Nickelback songs sound the same to me...and I only like one shakira song.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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I like the way Shakira looks regardless of her hair color - Blond, Purple, what have you...

I think her older stuff is way better, and she sounds way hotter singing in Spanish. English doesn't roll off the tongue quite the same way, guess that's why they call the Latin derivatives the 'romance languages'.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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DaMadFiddler wrote:Image

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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira

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Stryfe wrote:guess that's why they call the Latin derivatives the 'romance languages'.
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