Nickelback vs. Shakira
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Nickelback vs. Shakira
Both have irritating voices. BUT which one sounds like they're choking on a hoagie more?
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
Nickelback. They can go DIAF for all I care. God damn Creed (who also suck) imitators.
Shakira, however, has an ass for days, and a belly to boot, so a little bit of duct tape will fix that.
Shakira, however, has an ass for days, and a belly to boot, so a little bit of duct tape will fix that.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
Thanks for the reminder, it had been at least 7 hours since I'd last fapped to Shakira
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
Although I don't usually admit it, I like Shakira's music.
Definitely don't like Nickelback, though.
Definitely don't like Nickelback, though.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
I prefer Nickelback, but not by much. They've had a couple songs I don't mind, the rest are boring. Shakira's music actually gives me a headache.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
Shakira. No match whatsoever.
EDIT - Okay, seems I confused her with another singer. Still no match whatsoever.
EDIT - Okay, seems I confused her with another singer. Still no match whatsoever.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
Columbia's hottest export since...well -VS- the most average Candian rock band you could find.
I know where my vote is.
I know where my vote is.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
Shakira was cool at first, when she sang in spanish. After she moved to the US and dyed her hair, her music turned into shit.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
Shakira, like most female singers that got a steady boyfriend, has sucked from that point on.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
Nickelback... and any rock I've had to endure on the radio in the last ten years... really, really hurts my brain.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
all Nickelback songs sound the same to me...and I only like one shakira song.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
I like the way Shakira looks regardless of her hair color - Blond, Purple, what have you...
I think her older stuff is way better, and she sounds way hotter singing in Spanish. English doesn't roll off the tongue quite the same way, guess that's why they call the Latin derivatives the 'romance languages'.
I think her older stuff is way better, and she sounds way hotter singing in Spanish. English doesn't roll off the tongue quite the same way, guess that's why they call the Latin derivatives the 'romance languages'.
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Re: Nickelback vs. Shakira
Corny joke is corny.Stryfe wrote:guess that's why they call the Latin derivatives the 'romance languages'.
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