So I cheated on my girlfriend...

[MulletMan13]

So I cheated on my girlfriend laura tonight, and i feel pretty bad about it.

I don't love the girl i cheated on her with, but it was just something that happened...

any advice?

[|darc|]

oh man, you are such a bad person

[emptythought]

wowie whoa we wow

[|darc|]

i think mullet's pissed at me for showing this thread to his gf

[Specially Cork]

The best way to get away with cheating is to make your partner feel guilty instead.

Say her vagina isn't tight enough for you or something. I guarantee her anger will change into sympathy and love.

[Luriden]

pics or it didn't happen.

[Code-Red]

So I cheated on my girlfriend laura tonight, and i feel pretty bad about it.

I don't love the girl i cheated on her with, but it was just something that happened...

any advice?

Sorry bud, as someone who's done it before, only time helps.

Don't do it again, you'll just regret it even more. Dump her if you feel the need to let the snake roam.

[|darc|]

So I cheated on my girlfriend laura tonight, and i feel pretty bad about it.

I don't love the girl i cheated on her with, but it was just something that happened...

any advice?

Sorry bud, as someone who's done it before, only time helps.

Don't do it again, you'll just regret it even more. Dump her if you feel the need to let the snake roam.

I don't think the advice is going to help because he didn't actually cheat on her. That was a post I made, changed the username to MulletMan13, and showed to his girlfriend when she was on IRC yesterday.

She got really mad, then mulletman got on and cursed us (and especially me) out, then he left. He then changed his facebook status to "Ken is fails" and his girlfriend left a message on my wall saying that now that she and Ken are broken up, she can get with me.


mullet hasn't been on since. Where are you Mr. Ciezoasdojfaosjdfsoijfosjfsski?

[melancholy]

Wow. You are a dick.

[AgentGreen]

Wow |darc|, that's despicable even for you.

[|darc|]

Actually, I had a good reason, but I'm not going to say it here.

[melancholy]

I would be very interested to hear the circumstances behind all of this. Perhaps you could indulge us in a more...private forum?

[Sir Savant]

I'd never, EVER cheat on Laura. Of course, she's not my girlfriend (and never will be, dammit), but still.

[Jeeba Jabba]

[Code-Red]

I would be very interested to hear the circumstances behind all of this. Perhaps you could indulge us in a more...private forum?

x 2, and who the hell is Laura (and why does everyone know her)?

[MulletMan13]

Ha... everything is fine. The only thing she really got upset over was when Juan mentioned the "asian girlfriend" that I had in the past. She knows enough not to trust people online... but regardless I don't have any bad blood. I would have done the same if somebody else's gf found themselves on IRC.

Basically what happened was she opened up my laptop, somebody said my name and Colloquy bounced in the dock. She clicked it, and asked me what that was-- and I said to talk. Then she started talking in the room.

lolz

[|darc|]

The only thing she really got upset over was when Juan mentioned the "asian girlfriend" that I had in the past.

Maybe she though you were going around the world with nationalities?

[Calavera]

Not to forget the most important fact. Who's ever even heard of a "high driver"

[ace]

The best way to get away with cheating is to make your partner feel guilty instead.

Say her vagina isn't tight enough for you or something. I guarantee her anger will change into sympathy and love.

Worked for me.