Mat's back!

[Matisfaction]

I'm back from my trip to London and more depressingly back at work (d'oh!). Did I miss anything?

[Specially Cork]

It would be easier to say what you didn't miss.

Wait, no it wouldn't.

[that_guy]

Did I miss anything?

My penis?

[Code-Red]

I'm back from my trip to London and more depressingly back at work (d'oh!). Did I miss anything?

Who are you?

[that_guy]

I think he is the guy whose dad has that word filter on it. If so, penis, vagina, pussy, cock, balls, big floppy donkey dick, and potatoes.

[not just souLLy now]

Interesting fact, Mat is slightly taller than you imagine

[Juan]

I think he is the guy whose dad has that word filter on it. If so, penis, vagina, pussy, cock, balls, big floppy donkey dick, and potatoes.

porn

[Code-Red]

HOT GAY MIDGETS WITH VAGINAS ARE HARDCORE FUCKING BLACK SHE-WOMEN IN INTERRACIAL GANG BANG ORGY WITH LOTS OF PENIS, FUCKING, ASSHOLES, SHIT, PISS.

[not just souLLy now]

You're thinking of Mattiethomas nubs

[Code-Red]

You're thinking of Mattiethomas nubs

Well, I guess he won't be back for a while either.

[Specially Cork]

Interesting fact, Mat is slightly taller than you imagine

That reminds me of the time I was eating dinner at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant in London with my girlfriend. We'd just opened this bottle of house red (whish was sickeningly over-priced by the way), when Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn walked in and sat on the table behind us. I was pondering over whether I should ask them for an autograph or not, when suddenly we were interrupted by this really distinctive voice, so I turned round and it was some Indian waiter asking for our order. I had the steak.

[that_guy]

Interesting fact, Mat is slightly taller than you imagine

That reminds me of the time I was eating dinner at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant in London with my girlfriend. We'd just opened this bottle of house red (whish was sickeningly over-priced by the way), when Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn walked in and sat on the table behind us. I was pondering over whether I should ask them for an autograph or not, when suddenly we were interrupted by this really distinctive voice, so I turned round and it was some Indian waited asking for our order. I had the steak.

That had to have been one of the worst stories I have ever read. I mean seriously, coming from you I thought you were going to say you hit them while popping the cork or something cool, but dear god that was horrible.

You should go jump off a bridge and kill yourself.

[Code-Red]

Interesting fact, Mat is slightly taller than you imagine

That reminds me of the time I was eating dinner at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant in London with my girlfriend. We'd just opened this bottle of house red (whish was sickeningly over-priced by the way), when Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn walked in and sat on the table behind us. I was pondering over whether I should ask them for an autograph or not, when suddenly we were interrupted by this really distinctive voice, so I turned round and it was some Indian waiter asking for our order. I had the steak.

Sorry Boney, but you are no longer too cool for school. If Owen Wilson ever so much as sneezed in a 5 miles radius from me, I would beat the living shit out of him. YOU HAD THAT CHANCE! WHY? WHY DID YOU NOT DO IT?

[Matisfaction]

Interesting fact, Mat is slightly taller than you imagine

Quite a few people have said that.

[lackofsense]

Interesting fact, Mat is slightly taller than you imagine

That reminds me of the time I was eating dinner at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant in London with my girlfriend. We'd just opened this bottle of house red (whish was sickeningly over-priced by the way), when Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn walked in and sat on the table behind us. I was pondering over whether I should ask them for an autograph or not, when suddenly we were interrupted by this really distinctive voice, so I turned round and it was some Indian waiter asking for our order. I had the steak.

Sorry Boney, but you are no longer too cool for school. If Owen Wilson ever so much as sneezed in a 5 miles radius from me, I would beat the living shit out of him. YOU HAD THAT CHANCE! WHY? WHY DID YOU NOT DO IT?

i am in agreement

[Matisfaction]

Interesting fact, Mat is slightly taller than you imagine

souLLy loves my local!

[gRiMgRaVy014]

Well, welcome back.