I banged ur mom because I love marijuana.

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I banged ur mom because I love marijuana.

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Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I shot
3 - I killed
4 - I needed
5 - I banged
6 - I smoked weed with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I kissed
11 - I slept with
12-I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a prostitute
04 - my crush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - my lover
07 - my girl
08 - a fine ass guy!!
09 - michael jackson
10 - a pornstar
11 - Barny the dinosaur
12 - my boyfriend
13 - a homo
14 - a whore
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a marker
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a chicken
23 - a toothbrush
24 - a bag of weed
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a french fry
27 - ur mom
28 - a lesbian
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the little ppl told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
yellow- because i cant wait to fall in love
Blue - because =] I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
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Post by Jeeba Jabba »

I banged the kool-aid man because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
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I banged a pornstar because I had to.
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Post by melancholy »

I shot a stripper because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.



WTF? That doesn't even make sense. :?
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Post by |darc| »

I slept with ur mom because I got abs
It's thinking...
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I banged a lesbian because =] I'm a pimp and your jealous
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Post by pixel »

I banged a jar of honey because I love marijuana.

OMG KENICHI AND I WEAR THE SAME COLOR SHIRTS
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I banged a whore because I'm good in bed.
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Post by DaMadFiddler »

I needed a homeless guy because I'm sexy as hell.
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Post by Egotistical EvilN »

I kissed a fine ass guy!! because i cant wait to fall in love
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I banged an orange because i cant wait to fall in love
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I shot a homeless guy because I smoke crack.
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I killed a lesbian because I'm good in bed
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Post by mrandyk »

i needed a chicken because thats how i roll?
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I slept with a dog because I've got abs
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Post by MulletMan13 »

"I ran naked with my lover because im sexy as hell."
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Post by AgentGreen »

If you were born on June 24 and you're wearing grey, you also work for the office of redundancy office.
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AgentGreen wrote:If you were born on June 24 and you're wearing grey, you also work for the office of redundancy office.
or you get fired for being high all the time
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I ran shirtless with a jar of honey because I love marijuana
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I ran naked with my girl because im sexy as hell
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