depressed man cuts off his "tool"

mattcky666 · Post by **mattcky666** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:22 pm

MAN CUTS OFF PENIS
A man chopped his own penis off with a rusty old axe because he was sick of having no money.

The 30-year-old Serbian pulled down his trousers and positioned his appendage on a log before bringing down the axe.

"My wife is sick and I can't even buy medicine, my father, mother and I live from my father's paltry salary," the man said.

"I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two and a half kilo axe, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!".

The Serb did not explain how cutting off his penis would ease his financial worries.

But the sight of blood brought him to his senses.

"Only then did I come to and screamed as loudly as I could, realising I didn't have it any more," he said.

Neighbours in the industrial town of Kragujevac heard his screams and rushed him to hospital where amazingly doctors were able to stitch his penis back on.

"The most important thing is that his tool is back in place. All's well that ends well," said doctor Srecko Djordjevic, who performed the operation.

Hawq · Post by **Hawq** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:26 pm

Wait, so he had nothing going for him really & he took away his one thing that gave him enjoyment? what an idiot

Post by **Roofus** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:29 pm

Source?

mattcky666 · Post by **mattcky666** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:08 pm

source = http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3 ... 88,00.html

Matt · Post by **Matt** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:22 pm

The Serb did not explain how cutting off his penis would ease his financial worries.

Zealous zerotype · Post by **Zealous zerotype** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:44 pm

Some one wants attention dont they?

Warmachine · Post by **Warmachine** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:02 pm

Right... I have no money so I am gonna chop my thing off... He could of used it to make money.

MystiK · Post by **MystiK** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:11 pm

he could have jacked off and be cool for a while
what an idiot

Post by **melancholy** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:32 am

mattcky666 wrote:"I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two and a half kilo axe, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!".

If that celebrity chef Emeril ever cut off his penis, I could imagine him describing it in a similar way.

Post by **Roofus** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:10 pm

melancholy wrote:
mattcky666 wrote:"I saw no other way out, grabbed a rusty two and a half kilo axe, took my penis out, put it on a log and bam!".
If that celebrity chef Emeril ever cut off his penis, I could imagine him describing it in a similar way.

Sir Savant · Post by **Sir Savant** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:58 pm

Ouch. I dont think I could even whack off someone elses, let alone my own. What the hell was he thinking! The sight of blood.... He should have pricked his finger for that. What an idiot! Its hurts even THINKING about cutting it off. Why?!?!?

MrSiggler · Post by **MrSiggler** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:22 pm

Dark Savant0 wrote:Ouch. I dont think I could even whack off someone elses, let alone my own. What the hell was he thinking! The sight of blood.... He should have pricked his finger for that. What an idiot! Its hurts even THINKING about cutting it off. Why?!?!?

I wouldn't find it that hard to whack off my own penis.. but.. I would indeed have a problem with whacking off some other guys penis. Chopping it off.. on the other hand.. heck no.

MystiK · Post by **MystiK** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:25 pm

I wouldn't find it that hard to whack off my own penis.. but.. I would indeed have a problem with whacking off some other guys penis. Chopping it off.. on the other hand.. heck no.

LOL

someoneElse · Post by **someoneElse** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:22 am

Dark Savant0 wrote:Ouch. I dont think I could even whack off someone elses, let alone my own.

What what?

Sir Savant · Post by **Sir Savant** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:09 pm

Not that kind of whack! I meant chopping off, not jerking off! God, you people are so vulgar.

P.S. I would find whacking it off hard too, cause thats just wrong. Why would you do that. Thats what a prostitute is for. LOL.

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