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Even if this is a joke, I dont think it's to funny
It's on a ligit sales website.
Little Jai Jai
As seen on TV! Baby Alive! Now you can own your own cute little boy! This little boy is now capable of sleeping through the night and unfortunately not always through the day!
This new model is capable of making noises and requires constant feeding to keep those chubby faces in full strength! Also, just starting on solids! Surely the 8th Wonder of the World!
Hurry! Limited stocks!
Specifications:
Gender: Male
Length: approx 70cm (but getting longer)
Weight: approx 7 kilos (and getting heavier!)
Languages Spoken: Goo Goo Ga Ga (English language update release will be available in approx 8 months)
Please note that accessories not included.
reckon it should be reported?
-G
Telling you what you need to know before you know you need to know it.
Wow! Buy your own set of little Matty and Nathan! Little brother Nathan is a great sleeper while big brother Matty runs around the house terrorising little brother! Great fun to watch! Sold as a pair only.
Specifications: Batteries included.
Testimonials:
"Little Mat-hew very clever, ohhh, but he talk too much!" - Ma Ma
"He like Ma Ma very much - but not Fee Goong" - Ma Ma
"Very Good" - Yeah-Yeah
"Oh my God!" - Mat-hew
sayyunjay
I took the link down because they also sell adult products.. but this is way off. Oh.. the first baby is $1AUD and the 2 kids are $2AUD
Telling you what you need to know before you know you need to know it.
Wow! Buy your own set of little Matty and Nathan! Little brother Nathan is a great sleeper while big brother Matty runs around the house terrorising little brother! Great fun to watch! Sold as a pair only.
Specifications: Batteries included.
Testimonials:
"Little Mat-hew very clever, ohhh, but he talk too much!" - Ma Ma
"He like Ma Ma very much - but not Fee Goong" - Ma Ma
"Very Good" - Yeah-Yeah
"Oh my God!" - Mat-hew
sayyunjay
All I can say is W...T...F...?
If this IS real, some authorties better get invloved because this is seriously messed up!
That is the most obvious joke I have ever seen.
And youre discussing it on here like their really selling kids.
Didnt it ever cross your mind that it isnt actually possible to sell multiple sets of people?
And these are "great" testimonials
Testimonials:
"Little Mat-hew very clever, ohhh, but he talk too much!" - Ma Ma
"He like Ma Ma very much - but not Fee Goong" - Ma Ma
"Very Good" - Yeah-Yeah
"Oh my God!" - Mat-hew
I seriously hope you wre being sarcastic than actually believing this. If not, I feel very, very sorry for you.
scykon wrote:That is the most obvious joke I have ever seen.
And youre discussing it on here like their really selling kids.
Didnt it ever cross your mind that it isnt actually possible to sell multiple sets of people?
And these are "great" testimonials
Testimonials:
"Little Mat-hew very clever, ohhh, but he talk too much!" - Ma Ma
"He like Ma Ma very much - but not Fee Goong" - Ma Ma
"Very Good" - Yeah-Yeah
"Oh my God!" - Mat-hew
I seriously hope you wre being sarcastic than actually believing this. If not, I feel very, very sorry for you.
Doesn't bother me at all. Its just putting the profit back into adoption. The selling of children has and will go on for 1000's years. Just because we dont hear about it doesnt mean its not happening.
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