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Post by GoldbergWWE »

Even if this is a joke, I dont think it's to funny

It's on a ligit sales website.
Little Jai Jai

As seen on TV! Baby Alive! Now you can own your own cute little boy! This little boy is now capable of sleeping through the night and unfortunately not always through the day! ;-)

This new model is capable of making noises and requires constant feeding to keep those chubby faces in full strength! Also, just starting on solids! Surely the 8th Wonder of the World! ;-)

Hurry! Limited stocks!

Specifications:
Gender: Male
Length: approx 70cm (but getting longer)
Weight: approx 7 kilos (and getting heavier!)
Languages Spoken: Goo Goo Ga Ga (English language update release will be available in approx 8 months)

Please note that accessories not included.
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reckon it should be reported?


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Post by Lunchbox »

That can't be legal
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Post by Skynet »

Is that real or a toy? :o


Either way :wtf:

If that is real, definately report it!
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Post by GoldbergWWE »

Matthew & Nathan (set of 2)

Wow! Buy your own set of little Matty and Nathan! Little brother Nathan is a great sleeper while big brother Matty runs around the house terrorising little brother! Great fun to watch! Sold as a pair only.

Specifications: Batteries included.

Testimonials:
"Little Mat-hew very clever, ohhh, but he talk too much!" - Ma Ma
"He like Ma Ma very much - but not Fee Goong" - Ma Ma
"Very Good" - Yeah-Yeah
"Oh my God!" - Mat-hew

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I took the link down because they also sell adult products.. but this is way off. Oh.. the first baby is $1AUD and the 2 kids are $2AUD
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Post by Skynet »

What gets me is this:
Matthew & Nathan (set of 2)

Wow! Buy your own set of little Matty and Nathan! Little brother Nathan is a great sleeper while big brother Matty runs around the house terrorising little brother! Great fun to watch! Sold as a pair only.

Specifications: Batteries included.

Testimonials:
"Little Mat-hew very clever, ohhh, but he talk too much!" - Ma Ma
"He like Ma Ma very much - but not Fee Goong" - Ma Ma
"Very Good" - Yeah-Yeah
"Oh my God!" - Mat-hew

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All I can say is W...T...F...?

If this IS real, some authorties better get invloved because this is seriously messed up!
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Post by Specially Cork »

That is the most obvious joke I have ever seen.
And youre discussing it on here like their really selling kids.

Didnt it ever cross your mind that it isnt actually possible to sell multiple sets of people?
And these are "great" testimonials

Testimonials:
"Little Mat-hew very clever, ohhh, but he talk too much!" - Ma Ma
"He like Ma Ma very much - but not Fee Goong" - Ma Ma
"Very Good" - Yeah-Yeah
"Oh my God!" - Mat-hew

I seriously hope you wre being sarcastic than actually believing this. If not, I feel very, very sorry for you.
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Post by GoldbergWWE »

I dont believe they were selling kids. They are advertising the retail sale of children on a retail site. That is not on and it's not funny.
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Post by Specially Cork »

I found it funny. :lol:

But do you know whats funnier?
Skynet wrote:All I can say is W...T...F...?

If this IS real, some authorties better get invloved because this is seriously messed up!
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Post by Nyarlathotep »

While you're reporting them you should report bonsai kittens too.
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Post by bounty hunter »

Nyarlathotep wrote:While you're reporting them you should report bonsai kittens too.
heh heh..... yea that was a good joke for a day or 2 wasn't it?
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Post by |darc| »

scykon wrote:That is the most obvious joke I have ever seen.
And youre discussing it on here like their really selling kids.

Didnt it ever cross your mind that it isnt actually possible to sell multiple sets of people?
And these are "great" testimonials

Testimonials:
"Little Mat-hew very clever, ohhh, but he talk too much!" - Ma Ma
"He like Ma Ma very much - but not Fee Goong" - Ma Ma
"Very Good" - Yeah-Yeah
"Oh my God!" - Mat-hew

I seriously hope you wre being sarcastic than actually believing this. If not, I feel very, very sorry for you.
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Post by I.M. Weasel »

Doesn't bother me at all. Its just putting the profit back into adoption. The selling of children has and will go on for 1000's years. Just because we dont hear about it doesnt mean its not happening.
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Post by Skynet »

scykon wrote:I found it funny. :lol:

But do you know whats funnier?
Skynet wrote:All I can say is W...T...F...?

If this IS real, some authorties better get invloved because this is seriously messed up!
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I said IF THIS IS REAL... meaning that I kinda had some doubts it was real I'm going to shutup now... :oops:
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Post by GoldbergWWE »

lol mate
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