I would like to present to you all "The Homebrew Haters Song", words, music, and performance by myself, inspired by my recent disagreement with DemoniusX in the "Where do you see the Dreamcast Scene in a year" thread
I apologize for the fact my voice sucks and that I can't rap worth a s***, but I hope you all find it somewhat amusing. If you guys think it has potential, maybe someday I'll redo it with a real rapper.
Edit: Now Mirrored at http://www.nexicom.net/~rainbow/misc/HBH.wma
The Homebrew Game Haters Song, by me.
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The Homebrew Game Haters Song, by me.
Last edited by Rigor Mortis on Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:44 am, edited 3 times in total.
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And the words...
Your ancestry is ignoble,
Your nose hairs are too long.
Your ear wax is copious,
You always wear a thong.
Your mental speed is slow,
your cranium is dented.
Your sperm count is too low,
your attitude's resented.
You have many special needs,
Your cleanliness is poor.
Everything you say is wrong,
You're nothing but a boor.
You look much like a troll,
your skin is gross and lumpy,
You have a hairy mole,
your legs are short and stumpy.
You are a total jackass,
Girls run from you and hide.
Your manners, they are highly crass,
you should stay inside.
Your teeth are gross and stained,
you smell like moldy cheese.
Your relationships are strained,
so leave us if you please.
You don't like anything,
your girth is undefined,
All you want is fluff,
Your taste is unrefined.
Your thoughts are too shallow,
You lack the common sense,
To appreciate what others do,
though it is immense.
You have no gratitude,
for anything at all.
You should go away right now,
Your presence is a gall.
You contribute nothing,
You freeload all the time.
You're nothing but bothersome,
Since all you do is whine.
You're a moron and a jerk,
a dickwad and a dork.
So go eat all your words,
then sit down on the fork.
Your ancestry is ignoble,
Your nose hairs are too long.
Your ear wax is copious,
You always wear a thong.
Your mental speed is slow,
your cranium is dented.
Your sperm count is too low,
your attitude's resented.
You have many special needs,
Your cleanliness is poor.
Everything you say is wrong,
You're nothing but a boor.
You look much like a troll,
your skin is gross and lumpy,
You have a hairy mole,
your legs are short and stumpy.
You are a total jackass,
Girls run from you and hide.
Your manners, they are highly crass,
you should stay inside.
Your teeth are gross and stained,
you smell like moldy cheese.
Your relationships are strained,
so leave us if you please.
You don't like anything,
your girth is undefined,
All you want is fluff,
Your taste is unrefined.
Your thoughts are too shallow,
You lack the common sense,
To appreciate what others do,
though it is immense.
You have no gratitude,
for anything at all.
You should go away right now,
Your presence is a gall.
You contribute nothing,
You freeload all the time.
You're nothing but bothersome,
Since all you do is whine.
You're a moron and a jerk,
a dickwad and a dork.
So go eat all your words,
then sit down on the fork.
Win95, noun: A 32 bit patch for a 16 bit GUI for an 8 bit OS running on a 4 bit processor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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How about some ogg lovin'?
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Sure. I'll do that tomorrow.burnerO wrote:Please upload it without vocals, I wanna do karaoke!
Though I do really need a better free web hosting service.
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