Scouse christmas :D (Az'll get it anyway..)
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Scouse christmas :D (Az'll get it anyway..)
(To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine)
DREAMING OF A SCOUSE CHRISTMAS....
Chrismas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing - in filth and grime,
With cars on fire - and trainees under tree
Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,
It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knock-off gear - worra great feelin
Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
Just like our lecky, - gas and TV
Christmas time, pissups all the time
Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear
It's great getting pissed - on someone else's beer
Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella
Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella
Chirstmas is sound - Christmas is best
God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS
Christmas time - time to joy-ride
Then go and visit - family inside
With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough
So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city
You may just know why - the streets look so shitty
So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals
But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels.
We haven't wore shell suits for about ten years ...It's Le Coste trackies now ...
DREAMING OF A SCOUSE CHRISTMAS....
Chrismas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing - in filth and grime,
With cars on fire - and trainees under tree
Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,
It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knock-off gear - worra great feelin
Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
Just like our lecky, - gas and TV
Christmas time, pissups all the time
Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear
It's great getting pissed - on someone else's beer
Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella
Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella
Chirstmas is sound - Christmas is best
God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS
Christmas time - time to joy-ride
Then go and visit - family inside
With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough
So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city
You may just know why - the streets look so shitty
So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals
But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels.
We haven't wore shell suits for about ten years ...It's Le Coste trackies now ...
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thank god for that, thought it was going to be somewhere offering deep fried turkey or something up north.
anyway, very good.
anyway, very good.
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Lmao...I guess you could call Liverpool the Ghetto of the UKEvilN wrote:What is a scouse?
Isn't this supposed to be "ghetto christmas"?
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And a bunch of yobbo Birkenheader's...perry2175 wrote:Lmao...I guess you could call Liverpool the Ghetto of the UKEvilN wrote:What is a scouse?
Isn't this supposed to be "ghetto christmas"?
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Btw. funny take on a christmas "classic"
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No, it's another term for a Liverpudlian.
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LMAO!
And Hey! Birkenhead is NOT Liverpool!!! I hate they way people from there say they're Scousers! They don't really talk like us, they act specifically like us and it's annoying. The term for them is..'Plassy Scousers' (plassy = plastic)...
Birkenhead Bastards. Everyone over the water is :p
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