Why Can't Americans Find the US on a Map?

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Why Can't Americans Find the US on a Map?

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Re: Why Can't Americans Find the US on a Map?

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We can't find it because we don't have access to maps! Most flawless logic ever!


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As funny as her response was, I kind of feel bad for the girl.
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TyBO wrote:As funny as her response was, I kind of feel bad for the girl.
...why?
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BoneyCork wrote:
TyBO wrote:As funny as her response was, I kind of feel bad for the girl.
...why?
It's not nice to laugh at the mentally ill? :dontknow:
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Stagg's hot sister.
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not just souLLy now wrote:
BoneyCork wrote:
TyBO wrote:As funny as her response was, I kind of feel bad for the girl.
...why?
It's not nice to laugh at the mentally ill? :dontknow:
Yes it is. They should be ridiculed at every possible moment.
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BoneyCork wrote:
not just souLLy now wrote:
BoneyCork wrote:
TyBO wrote:As funny as her response was, I kind of feel bad for the girl.
...why?
It's not nice to laugh at the mentally ill? :dontknow:
Yes it is. They should be ridiculed at every possible moment.
hot damn you're right. what was i thinking?
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not just souLLy now wrote:
BoneyCork wrote:
not just souLLy now wrote:
BoneyCork wrote:
TyBO wrote:As funny as her response was, I kind of feel bad for the girl.
...why?
It's not nice to laugh at the mentally ill? :dontknow:
Yes it is. They should be ridiculed at every possible moment.
hot damn you're right. what was i thinking?
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Here is a link that sets the story straight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DEBNMhziqc
(sorry I posted the link because I'm not smart enough to post a YouTube video)

Forget the fact that she stuffed up, lets look at the big picture, she is fucking hot and wants to be a graphic designer. All other flaws are irrelevant.
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What is even funnier is apparently she thinks Africa and Iraq are part of the USA. :guffaw:


At least she answered the question more legitimately in the link that jellywarrior posted.
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JellyWarrior wrote:Here is a link that sets the story straight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DEBNMhziqc
(sorry I posted the link because I'm not smart enough to post a YouTube video)

Forget the fact that she stuffed up, lets look at the big picture, she is fucking hot and wants to be a graphic designer. All other flaws are irrelevant.
That video makes her look even worse. She just repeated everything the hosts said.

"Where you nervous?"
"Yeah, I was really nervous."
"I'll bet it must have been horrible for you."
"Ya know, I have to say it was pretty horrible."
"Did it all just come at you at once?"
"Yes, everything just came at me at once."

Plus I love how she attempted to answer the question again with the answer, "Well, I can find it and my friends can find it." And the host cheered at the answer as if she was a kindergarten student.
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I agree, she never answered it to my satisfaction either but you're forgetting 2 thinks here:
1) She is hot
2) She wants to be a graphic designer

All other things are irrelevant.
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JellyWarrior wrote:I agree, she never answered it to my satisfaction either but you're forgetting 2 thinks here:
1) She is hot
2) She wants to be a graphic designer

All other things are irrelevant.
You're a fucking idiot, allowing someone so stupid off the hook because they look nice is bullshit.
It's thinking...
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|darc| wrote:
JellyWarrior wrote:I agree, she never answered it to my satisfaction either but you're forgetting 2 thinks here:
1) She is hot
2) She wants to be a graphic designer

All other things are irrelevant.
You're a fucking idiot, allowing someone so stupid off the hook because they look nice is bullshit.
It's how you end up with...well, what you see above ;)
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Watching it again it's not so much funny as really, really depressing.
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|darc| wrote:
JellyWarrior wrote:I agree, she never answered it to my satisfaction either but you're forgetting 2 thinks here:
1) She is hot
2) She wants to be a graphic designer

All other things are irrelevant.
You're a fucking idiot, allowing someone so stupid off the hook because they look nice is bullshit.
Agreed. The dumb fake-tanned blonde does nothing for me. I hate them. I doubt I could even stand their company long enough to get them into bed or even spike their drink.
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Her voice is annoying. :x
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Courtesy of BoingBoing:

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