Upgrade to Girlfriend 1.0

The Kron_ · Post by **The Kron_** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:12 am

Dear IT Support,

Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected
each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fianc? 1.0 only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I
reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and
can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.
Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation.

When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes or
runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've attempted to try
Mistress 2000, but there could be problems. A friend has alerted me to the
fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to
delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.

kaze · Post by **kaze** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:21 am

are females really that bad? it was still funny though.

butters · Post by **butters** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:44 am

Seen it before but this one was a little different.

pavelbure · Post by **pavelbure** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:45 am

very very funny !

Van_Lardo · Post by **Van_Lardo** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 11:13 am

Hmm... have you tried using "MSN Excuses ver 3.4"?... It can get you out of a lot of problems with the wife program...

You can also try the B.E.E.R anti-virus for a while... it'll change your system long enough for your memory to wipe the bugs in it. Be warned, though... too much may cause your driver to crash!

I@N · Post by **I@N** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:12 pm

Funniest thing I have seen in a long time