Is your son a computer hacker?

SadisticSaviorX · Post by **SadisticSaviorX** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 1:03 am

12 gauge = shot gun just to clear that up

btm4k · Post by **btm4k** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 1:25 am

It should be needless to say that it is just a comical writing - he wasn't serious.

Post by **|darc|** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 9:54 am

Mad old... I saw this a while back...
but it's still a very good read...

bizzle · Post by **bizzle** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 10:44 am

|darc| wrote:Mad old... I saw this a while back...
but it's still a very good read...

Yeah, I read it originally over a year ago, and I just remembered it now.. I figured a few people might get a laugh out of it.

Post by **Roofus** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 3:40 pm

I wonder how many parents read that and thought their kid was a hacker?

DJ Samba D · Post by **DJ Samba D** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 3:58 pm

Xylene wrote:
Inu_Sess__ wrote:
Calavera wrote:
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this)
Pacifiers around there necks?
what are hackers ravers now?
I guess..?

I guess I'm a hacker then by this terminology

Egotistical EvilN · Post by **Egotistical EvilN** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 6:49 pm

What's the deal with ravers and pacifiers?

bizzle · Post by **bizzle** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 6:59 pm

EvilN wrote:What's the deal with ravers and pacifiers?

I'd like to know the same thing.

404NotFound · Post by **404NotFound** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 7:01 pm

Xylene wrote:
EvilN wrote:What's the deal with ravers and pacifiers?
I'd like to know the same thing.

They suck on em so their jaw won't lock up or something after they take extacy.

bizzle · Post by **bizzle** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 7:06 pm

404NotFound wrote:
Xylene wrote:
EvilN wrote:What's the deal with ravers and pacifiers?
I'd like to know the same thing.
They suck on em so their jaw won't lock up or something after they take extacy.

Oh.. well they shouldn't be doing extacy anyway.. that shit really fudges you up from what I heard.

Post by **|darc|** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 7:21 pm

ecstacy*

frogcoin · Post by **frogcoin** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 7:30 pm

this is so crazy XDDD
then we arent hackers we are GODS WITH A KEYBOARD!!!! XDDD

timofonic · Post by **timofonic** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:44 am

Calavera wrote:

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Many hackers also may drive Deloreans.  That can be easily modfied with a flux capacitor(can be made for under $20 with parts available at the hardware store) that makes it travel through time.  Your son then can buy a super hacking computer such as the Amiga 500 or the C64 both are very popular with hackers.  These computers are hard to detect because Commodore made it very hacker friendly.  A simple command such as 
Hack "Dcemu",Internet
Would then bring up 
Searching for Dcemu.com
HACKING DCEMU.COM.....
HACK COMPLETED.
Newer computers are less hacker friendly. And may be considered hacker mean.

Hehe, im a amiga user, and morphos user, then im a Mega Hacker level 6 !!!

Fuck linix hackers, amiga hackers are superior !! hehe

timofonic

Soulhunter123 · Post by **Soulhunter123** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:21 am

mikelomax · Post by **mikelomax** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:02 am

even if it is fake it should be removed as someone somewhere will believe it.

Mugworm_Griblick · Post by **Mugworm_Griblick** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:07 am

if it was my kid i would be proud if they knew, or were learning how, to hack.

Mugworm_Griblick · Post by **Mugworm_Griblick** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:10 am

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

lmfao

Egotistical EvilN · Post by **Egotistical EvilN** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:26 am

Pacifier
One of the few raver accessories used for fashion as opposed to function.
This is due, actually, to a misinterpretation of its function, which makes it one of the most useless pieces of paraphernalia in rave culture, since ravers use it primarily to prevent their teeth from grinding (one of the side-effects of habitual MDMA use), something that the pacifier was strictly not designed for. If ravers were really serious about preventing such a habit, they’d use a teething ring. Or better yet, some gum.

404NotFound · Post by **404NotFound** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:49 am

EvilN wrote:Pacifier
One of the few raver accessories used for fashion as opposed to function.
This is due, actually, to a misinterpretation of its function, which makes it one of the most useless pieces of paraphernalia in rave culture, since ravers use it primarily to prevent their teeth from grinding (one of the side-effects of habitual MDMA use), something that the pacifier was strictly not designed for. If ravers were really serious about preventing such a habit, they’d use a teething ring. Or better yet, some gum.

They used to use lollypops from what i've heard... guess that wasn't "cool" enough

ShadowofBob · Post by **ShadowofBob** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:56 pm

LOL.

I remember when my friend e-mailed me this a while back.