Tell about your worst whooping by parents!

AmadeusZull · Post by **AmadeusZull** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 10:05 pm

Man o man, bringing back some good times.

I luv bothering my sis as a lil kid (i still do and i'm 20).

one time mom asked me to make her tea cuz she was sick so i did it. (make sis some tea)

outta no where thought poped into my head.

i search all thru the cabinets for spicy stuff -

i dash hot peper, mustard, black peper - man the works -

sis took a sip of that - mouth was blazing -

mom said what u did Zull (not my real = duh).

u know i said "nothin" - u did something boy!

what? i can't hear you - what u do?

i starting moving away from my mom about then - mom smelled the thing and her nose got red from the spices -

yo i turned around big ass kitchen draw hit my head - mom actually pulled it out and threw at me - i dunno from the adrennealling in me - i was 2 scared 2 feel anything -

i ran upstairs mom followed with 2 spoons (mr. spoon will now enjoy this story - hence reference 2 spoons) -

and damn - then it happened - back brused with spoon marks (4got 2 say they were huge spoons)

i cried like never b4 - then i realized head was bleeding -

next day mom said she was sorry - i still kept my guard up til this day -

ScruffysApricots · Post by **ScruffysApricots** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 6:16 am

haahaha you got BEAT down
i never got beats but i got locked in the bathroom overnight once...that was harsh..
i also had my xmas prezzies taken away too (woke dad up too early lol)

Dr Zoidberg · Post by **Dr Zoidberg** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 6:53 am

When I was about 8 or 9 I did something, I can't remember what but my Mum chased me around the street with a wooden spoon, when she caught me (I was trying to climb a fence) she whacked me with it hard on the arse & it broke. I got down from the fence & started laughing & she started laughing too.

After that I never got hit again, she knew I was too tough for her.

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 12:04 pm

hehe one time at my aunts house I told my mom something...I think bi.tch or something and she hurled a metal spoon across the room....misses me and hits my four year old cousin right in the forehead.....Out cold

AmadeusZull · Post by **AmadeusZull** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 12:14 pm

man spoons are a mother favorite!

i remember once throwing snow at my father - repeatedly - then i hit him in his back of his head!

yo he flipped and threw the windsheild cleaner thing (that brush crap/scrapper)

he missed and dented his new mini van - oh man - i cracked up -

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 12:19 pm

on the other hand....My dad just beats the shit outa me for no reason...

"Jordan make me a drink"
"Dad i was just sleeping, thanks a lot."
"Thats too bad get your ass up and make me a drink"
*punch*
*smack*
*defensive fetal position*

liquid2 · Post by **liquid2** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 3:25 pm

That Is Called Abuse (who gives a flick if that is spelled right!)....Take your dad to cort and send him to jail...or...get money...or....some thing...

Tails Prower · Post by **Tails Prower** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 3:51 pm

I rmember once my mom was sleep and my sis was annoying me and i said "SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!!!!!" Man, she woke up, took a brance off the tree out front and beat my a$$ man. I'll never forget that one....that crap hurt....we laugh about it to this day.

SkillsTakinPills · Post by **SkillsTakinPills** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 3:52 pm

I remember back in when I was 6, me and my friend were playing playing with this badminton set my dad brought home one time. Of course we weren't playing badminton we was just playin with those metal poles that come in them. Well instead of putting them up we put them under the bed. Well when my mom got home she asked who put those poles under the bed. I told her my sister did it. Well, she proceeded to whoop her. Then my sister said she didn't do it, so my mom asked my friend and he said I did. Oh, that traitor! I got the beating of my life with those poles. She must've been whoopin me for about an hour or two with them things.
That was probally my worst.

kaze · Post by **kaze** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 3:58 pm

when i was 15, i snuck out of the house to see this guy i sorta liked at the time. there were like 5 of us. we had a nice time and everything. when i got home i went to my room and my mom was waiting there. before i could even say anything she punched me twice. once in the stomach and once in the face. i will never forget that. you would think your first offense the punishment would be lighter. thats the first and only time i ever got beat like that from my mom. she later told me she was searching all over for me and had even called the police. i must have worried her sick.

Tails Prower · Post by **Tails Prower** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 3:58 pm

I know this is about parents, but once during the winter we me and my 3 brothers Stephen, Darrel and Courtney (Now 27, 21, and 21 in that order) out in the snow playing baseball, i and i was standing behind my brother Stephen, and he didnt know, and he was preparing to swing and he brought the bat back really hard and cracked me in the noggin. To this day i have memory problems because of it, we laugh about it now, but it wasnt funny back then, I kept trying to go to sleep (Thankfully my brothers all loved me enough not to, cause if they did, i wouldnt be here today, id be dead) and they wouldnt let me.

One other time when i was little i was running around the house and ran into the corner of the china cabinet (another row of stitches in my head....)

Then this is the last one, I was little, and I was sleeping on the top bunk bed (i dont know why) but i roll in my sleep, and i rolled right off the bed and onto the corner of my dresser......(YET ANOTHER ROW OF STITCHES IN MY HEAD)

Finally, one night i was sleep, and rolled off the bed onto a hot iron....i still have the mark on the inside of my leg....man i almost melted my nuts that day.

Signori · Post by **Signori** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 4:04 pm

He broke a yard stick over my back, punched me in the face.. and a tonne of other shit...ah well.. We got in our last fist fight when I was 15, and I finally kicked his ass... happy memory...lol

Tails Prower · Post by **Tails Prower** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 4:06 pm

Signori wrote: He broke a yard stick over my back, punched me in the face.. and a tonne of other shit...ah well.. We got in our last fist fight when I was 15, and I finally kicked his ass... happy memory...lol

amen.

Post by **|darc|** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 6:46 pm

My worst beating was recently - I come home from my friends house and my dad has something for me to type ( I type documents for him for $10 a month which I use to pay for my own internet (my parents are cheap, but we're not poor or anything)) so I type it (it was actually 3 things). I said dad is this all you want me to type? he said yes. Then 5 minutes later he comes back in the room and says here is some more to type. I was sooo mad cause i had something important to do. Then he said type it or go to hell. I said well I guess I'll go to hell. He thought I told HIM to go to hell...

Smack.
Bang.
Ouch.

I was just sitting here in this chair while he beats me - PUNCHES - and I was like What the hell was that for? and he says DON'T YOU TELL ME TO GO TO HELL! I said i didn't I said ME go to hell. Then he says well you still don't talk to me like that.

Smack.
Bang.
Ouch.

...

Smack.
Bang.
Ouch.

...and that was like last weekend. But my dad doesn't hurt me at all, he is too weak.

Holly Hasney · Post by **Holly Hasney** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 6:52 pm

I've never been hit... probably due to the fact that I ain't really bad (I'm a nice kid, honest) and also due to the fact that I have been 1ft bigger than my dad since I was 12

AmadeusZull · Post by **AmadeusZull** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 7:10 pm

hh i'm 6'4" mom is 4'11" (sorry - don't have conversion ready 2 change it 4 yall brits)

i fear my mom still 2 this day - and i'm 20 -

u don't understand - she might not hit u while u awake - its when u sleeping the shit happens.

i once went 2 bed - next day my sony psx was missing - took me 2 months 2 pull my gpa 2 get it back -

Holly Hasney · Post by **Holly Hasney** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 7:17 pm

Yeah, but exceptionally small people (not migit, around 4ft area) are DAMN scary...

Guizzy · Post by **Guizzy** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 7:27 pm

Heh; I've never been hit by my parents as far as I can remember (unless they've hit me hard enough for me to forget about it!)

I've been shouted at many times, though!

And my mother is about... A feet smaller than me. My father is about the same height as me (something like 5ft9), but he's kinda old

AmadeusZull · Post by **AmadeusZull** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 7:35 pm

Dr Zoidberg wrote: When I was about 8 or 9 I did something, I can't remember what but my Mum chased me around the street with a wooden spoon, when she caught me (I was trying to climb a fence) she whacked me with it hard on the arse & it broke. I got down from the fence & started laughing & she started laughing too.

After that I never got hit again, she knew I was too tough for her.

liquid2 wrote: That Is Called Abuse (who gives a flick if that is spelled right!)....Take your dad to cort and send him to jail...or...get money...or....some thing...

Hollywood Hasney wrote: I've never been hit... probably due to the fact that I ain't really bad (I'm a nice kid, honest) and also due to the fact that I have been 1ft bigger than my dad since I was 12

Guizzy wrote: Heh; I've never been hit by my parents as far as I can remember (unless they've hit me hard enough for me to forget about it!)

I've been shouted at many times, though!

And my mother is about... A feet smaller than me. My father is about the same height as me (something like 5ft9), but he's kinda old

yall had it 2 easy - yall musta been really good and innocent! keep up the good work!!

Holly Hasney · Post by **Holly Hasney** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 7:38 pm

Nah, I just don't let em see me drunk

Tell about your worst whooping by parents!

Tell about your worst whooping by parents!

My dad kicked my ass a lot...lol

My dad kicked my ass a lot...lol