I think I have a drinking problem
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I think I have a drinking problem
Everyone bitches about China, but it has one very important thing going for it: bottled beer is cheaper than bottled water. Every night I walk home and the local convenience store has a refrigerator outside stocked with booze, and I can't help but buy a couple of bottles. I've developed quite the beer belly and can't remember the last night i didn't drink. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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Whats the weed situation like over there?
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From what I hear, China is probably one of the worst places to be for weed. The police often look the other way when it comes to westerners, but most of the shit is schwag and the penalties are very harsh.Wagh wrote:Whats the weed situation like over there?
Pretty sad considering China had a long history of cannabis use traditionally.
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Re: I think I have a drinking problem
Start drinking some other alcoholic beverages. If you're serious about having a drinking problem, don't be so sad as to have it with fucking beer.
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You have a family, and you're buying a couple of bottles of beer every day? Why don't you just do heroin? Crack? Or just save your family from the long road of suffering and kill yourself now.
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Re: I think I have a drinking problem
I recommend candy-flipping, followed by a healthy portion of Special K, a Perc 20, and a benny or two. Once you feel tired, smoke some opiate/DMT-laced herb to get some rest.
Not sure about malt liquor, but it should fix the beer problem. As a trade-off, you may realize that everything is the Hamburglar.
Not sure about malt liquor, but it should fix the beer problem. As a trade-off, you may realize that everything is the Hamburglar.
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Re: I think I have a drinking problem
lol South Dakota.pixel wrote:Google tells me Chinese beer is about 30 cents.
I can buy beer for 50 cents a can, and not breathe irradiated heavy metals when I'm outside.
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Don't let the similar names confuse you, both states are eerily similar to North Korea. I'm the south's Internet Czar, which means I get 60 percent of our 1 Mb ADSL connection. That shithead Karl in Bismarck only gets 40 percent because he's a fuckup.Specially Cork wrote:lol South Dakota.pixel wrote:Google tells me Chinese beer is about 30 cents.
I can buy beer for 50 cents a can, and not breathe irradiated heavy metals when I'm outside.
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|darc| wrote:From what I hear, China is probably one of the worst places to be for weed. The police often look the other way when it comes to westerners, but most of the shit is schwag and the penalties are very harsh.Wagh wrote:Whats the weed situation like over there?
Pretty sad considering China had a long history of cannabis use traditionally.
This is what I was worried about. I'm a stoner.. I smoke weed everyday. I'll be there for a couple weeks. Might try to find some but am extremely wearly of having to deal with Chinese authorities.
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I can't wait for Halo Combat Evolvedpixel wrote: Have you guys heard about the new Xbox?
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Re: I think I have a drinking problem
Hello good friends.
Apologizing for my absence, I have returned to reply. Worry for my wellbeing can be ceased immediately, as I am in the good health.
Drugs are banned in PRC with correct authority for protection of peaceful harmonious society. Evidenced by the great nation of China and her accomplishings, the first step of freedoms is release free from imperialist poisons. Western promotions of youth delinquency, homosexual perversions, disrespectful family relations, counter-authoritative irresponsibility, juvenile impregnation, inter-species rectal violation and so on etc. must be stopped as per necessary restrictions.
For your further question, I enjoy play XBox three times a day.
Sincerely,
Specially Cock
Apologizing for my absence, I have returned to reply. Worry for my wellbeing can be ceased immediately, as I am in the good health.
Drugs are banned in PRC with correct authority for protection of peaceful harmonious society. Evidenced by the great nation of China and her accomplishings, the first step of freedoms is release free from imperialist poisons. Western promotions of youth delinquency, homosexual perversions, disrespectful family relations, counter-authoritative irresponsibility, juvenile impregnation, inter-species rectal violation and so on etc. must be stopped as per necessary restrictions.
For your further question, I enjoy play XBox three times a day.
Sincerely,
Specially Cock
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