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Smiley wrote:Last I checked he didn't eat chicken.
Don't be silly. I was talking about penises.
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Cock is slang for penis. What's,the plural of penis?
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Smiley wrote:Cock is slang for penis. What's,the plural of penis?
In British English cock is slang for penises.
Because all British men have 2 penises in their pants.

The Founding Fathers were the first to cut their secondary penises off, and now all Americans only have one dick.
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Specially Cork wrote:The Founding Fathers were the first to cut their secondary penises off, and now all Americans only have one dick.
This is a misconception distorted through the mists of time, the factual evidence clearly shows that of all those who signed the Declaration of Independence, there was only one Cock (John Hancock) and of all those who signed the Constitution, there was only one Dick (John Dickinson).
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Hey guys, let's remember, this site is here strictly for my entertainment. This thread wasn't very good. Sure, there were some highlights, but overall, it fucking sucked. Do better next time.
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oops! wrong thread, responses should have been here
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DCDayDreamer wrote:oops! wrong thread, responses should have been here
There. I fixed it for you. :goomba:
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Oh Smiley,

When will you give up your life of petty criminal acts and join us in the free state?
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I was driving on a suspended license. Lol
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OH, YOU REBEL.
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