I think I'm getting old

[|darc|]

[snip]

yeah, i don't believe a word of that shit. this is null.

[DanteJay]

Currently, my ride is a 1993 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S;

Dear pixel,

How are you? Long time no speak... In fact, since the troll script you wrote actually.

In a recent post on the forums of the underground DC emulation scene, you posted a picture of what you implied was your faithful 1993 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S. Most members accepted this as true, and continued on with the conversation. I however, felt an inkling in my gut telling me something was wrong. So after I went to the washroom, I realized that the inkling was still there. So after spending many days and nights reviewing your post, I finally gave up and accepted it as truth. That was until today. You see, today, I had overslept which increased my detective powers by 0.0569%. Once I came in here to see what new insightful post |darc| had made, there it was at the corner of my eye: The picture you posted of the Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S was not in fact your Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S. For you see, the Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S picture you posted, had a banner in it's windshield which stated that the vehicle model was a 1992, and not a 1993 model of the Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera S, for which you have claimed to drive.

You thought you were cleaver, didn't you? You thought you could fool the entire underground community of DCEmu members, didn't you? You thought no one would catch on to your glorious and delicately crafted deceitful post. But you were unaware that he who trolls these boards has little to no life. At this point I'm referring to me, and not BoneyCork. You were unaware that I could possibly catch on. So what does all of this mean? I'm not sure... No wait, I've got it. You sir are a bold faced liar! And I for one, do not appreciate your rouse; your cunning attempt to trick me.

So in the future please be more careful when posting pictures. Thank you.

[melancholy]

[snip]

yeah, i don't believe a word of that shit. this is null.

Out of curiosity, would you believe any of it if it wasn't in Null? Because I really wasn't lying (it would be a bizarre thing to just make up), but I would guess the reason you don't believe me isn't because it's null.

[not just souLLy now]

ITT Mel summarises the plot of The Goonies and pretends it's his childhood

[600Ber]

ITT Mel summarises the plot of The Goonies and pretends it's his childhood

No, no - it really happened.

[melancholy]

What's a Goonie?

[Specially Cork]

What's a 600ber?

[melancholy]

What's a pair of sexy legs like yours doing on these forums?

[DanteJay]

What's a pair of sexy legs like yours doing on these forums?

See...

[AuroEdge]

Those webcam moments of cheatah's way too young hoes stripped down to their panties is a distant memory

[Smurph]

I have a beard.

[Hawke]

Me too!
It only took 3 months to grow it!

[Specially Cork]

I have a beard...around my dick.

No, I don't mean my pubes. I have an actual beard around my Jap's eye.

[Jeeba Jabba]

I'm dead.

[Specially Cork]

I'm dead.

JEEBA 12/29
NEVER FORGET

[DaMadFiddler]

Freshmen entering high school this fall have never lived in a world without the Dreamcast.

[not just souLLy now]

The whole idea of playing GTAV and walking around, beating up prostitutes and driving into crowds of people gives me an overwhelming, profound feeling of tiredness.

[DaMadFiddler]

[Wagh]

I'm dead.

JEEBA 12/29
NEVER FORGET

I forgot

[pixel]

I'M ALMOST THIRTY AND SOME OF YOU AREN'T VIRGINS ANYMORE