I'm afraid to rip my band-aid off.
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Re: I'm afraid to rip my band-aid off.
I bet if Richard Simmons ball tapped you with his ass you wouldn't be so concerned about your band-aid. Grow up.
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Re: I'm afraid to rip my band-aid off.
STATUS UPDATE:
We're 50% there. I've successfully removed the portion touching the side of my arm that has zero hair follicles emerging from beneath the skin. Unfortunately, as we all know, this was the easy half. If I attempt to remove the other half without patience and careful precision, I could easily remove a massive chunk of flesh from my arm, causing blood to come rushing out like a river, till I have none left in me, causing my inevitable death.
We're 50% there. I've successfully removed the portion touching the side of my arm that has zero hair follicles emerging from beneath the skin. Unfortunately, as we all know, this was the easy half. If I attempt to remove the other half without patience and careful precision, I could easily remove a massive chunk of flesh from my arm, causing blood to come rushing out like a river, till I have none left in me, causing my inevitable death.
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Re: I'm afraid to rip my band-aid off.
Dear Danny Tanner,AuroEdge wrote:I bet if Richard Simmons ball tapped you with his ass you wouldn't be so concerned about your band-aid. Grow up.
I'm sorry to say that your favorite sports team, the Detroit Tigers, will soon cease to exist. The only reason the city of Detroit exists at all is because of the American auto industry, which is currently run by chimpanzees. They will cause the entire industry to collapse, and the city will soon resemble earth in the movie Wall-E.
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Re: I'm afraid to rip my band-aid off.
or RobocopTyBO wrote:Dear Danny Tanner,AuroEdge wrote:I bet if Richard Simmons ball tapped you with his ass you wouldn't be so concerned about your band-aid. Grow up.
I'm sorry to say that your favorite sports team, the Detroit Tigers, will soon cease to exist. The only reason the city of Detroit exists at all is because of the American auto industry, which is currently run by chimpanzees. They will cause the entire industry to collapse, and the city will soon resemble earth in the movie Wall-E.
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Re: I'm afraid to rip my band-aid off.
Do it quick, like a band-aid
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