Thank God.

Shens.

She's obviously taking a dump on the neighbor's lawn.

I write, read books, and download pornographic pictures and Japanese horror films. I also enjoy walking outside when it's raining or snowing.

I'd talk about it on DCEmu of course...

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State : Virginia

Heh heh heh! Man-ass-as.

"Are you sleeping?"

Roommate's friend yelled this after coming into our dorm room and taking the remote from my hands, while I was sleeping, so he could watch Becker.

The part that got me was the fact that the landlord had to get his lip gash glued shut. Uh, what ever happened to stitches?

It seems like a lot of evil people are dying while under the penalty of the law.

Case in point: Slobodan Milosevic

So, even though they're splitting up as countries, Serbia and Montenegro are still teamed? Yeah, their split occured before the World Cup began, but they had already qualified as Serbia and Montenegro combined so it was too late for one or the other to enter alone. I even heard that there was only ...

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Gitmo Done!

Creative's pretty good. Just get one with a larger amount of space than I got and you'll be gold.

80%

What foreigner in their right mind will know who said, "Give me liberty or give me death."?

Well, I was wrong by a long shot. What can I say? I don't know football worth a damn.

France v. Spain's on now. Spain looks like they'll win this one.

At least he didn't pull an R. Kelly and hide in the closet.

The Netherlands v. Portugal match was more like a 90+ minute streetfight or a 3 minute ECW show with 87 minutes of no go and card tossing. Australia v. Italy was slightly better, although it almost ended in a tie. As soon as Totti scored that goal, I literally yelled: "Best Italy ever!" an...

"The Zombie is Jericho!"

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gamedudex2's Siggy wrote:

I wondered how long it'd be until I saw those midgets again. Nice!


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