I doubt it's going to reach you guys, but there's always a chance so just watch out because this one was crippling.
Fair warning to you all.
I just farted and it absolutely stank
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Re: I just farted and it absolutely stank
I once made my girlfriend throw up by eating (at least) a dozen cloves of garlic at a crawfish boil.
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And the very next day farted in my company van, forcing my coworker to pull over onto the side of the road and get out.
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I did hear that air pollution from asia might be making its way to the west coast of america. You are truly a one-man ecological disaster.
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Re: I just farted and it absolutely stank
I've had some pretty rank farts. I had one so bad my friend thought I was joking and that we were around a dump. I also made one of my friends have to pull over and vomit.
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i'm a randite
DYTDMFBSB?
There must have been some mistake
I'm not the one who should be saved
My divinity has been denied
Mary and me were both fucked by God
i'm a randite
DYTDMFBSB?
There must have been some mistake
I'm not the one who should be saved
My divinity has been denied
Mary and me were both fucked by God