Some bitch is using my pc...

[Code-Red]

Ok, so I just got home (I live in a basement apartment), and while online I found AutoComplete had an email in it from an unrecognizable email address. No one but myself has ever used this computer, and I went through both my email and MSN list and didn't find anyone matching the address. I think the chick who lives upstairs (she's fat and ugly, otherwise I wouldn't have minded so much ) breaks into my apartment during the day (which is pretty easy).

Is there any way of finding out who's attached to this email address? I just added her to MSN, and I'm going to wait for her to come on.... but nothing is coming up in either Yahoo or Google.

[DaMadFiddler]

Does your computer have a webcam? There are various apps you can get (though the only one I'm specifically familiar with was designed for MacBook/MacBook Pro) that will silently take a picture with the webcam every time someone wakes your computer up.

[Specially Cork]

Maybe you should come at this from the assumption that you have a multiple personality disorder. It all conveniently clicks into place then doesn't it?

[not just souLLy now]

Steps to hilarity

1. Post the email address here
2. Book a day off work
3. In the morning slam the front door to give the impression of you leaving the building
4. Find a good hiding place facing your computer
5. If she enters and starts using your computer boldly jump out and proclaim that you have caught her!
6. Tie her to your chair and force her to endure months of torture and sexual abuse
7. Set up live video stream for dcemu

[|darc|]

8. Release the video on DVD
9. Profit!!!

[Specially Cork]

This sounds like a hentai I watched. Actually, all of them.

[Calavera]

If she is actually breaking in set up a camera and send the tape to the police.

[Specially Cork]

If she is actually breaking in set up a camera and send the tape to the police.

Squeal to the cops? That's a sign of weakness. Kill her. KILL THE BITCH NOW.

[melancholy]

I recommend leaving this thread up on your computer when you leave.

[Quzar]

Install a keylogger and leave her an email to herself 'HEY BITCH' etc.

[adnans]

Ok, so I just got home (I live in a basement apartment), and while online I found AutoComplete had an email in it from an unrecognizable email address. No one but myself has ever used this computer, and I went through both my email and MSN list and didn't find anyone matching the address. I think the chick who lives upstairs (she's fat and ugly, otherwise I wouldn't have minded so much ) breaks into my apartment during the day (which is pretty easy).

Is there any way of finding out who's attached to this email address? I just added her to MSN, and I'm going to wait for her to come on.... but nothing is coming up in either Yahoo or Google.

lock your pc when you're out? seems pretty simple to me. or maybe masturbate all over the keyboard and leave it there to solidify. since its your spunk, you should be okay using it still, but someone else is going to be utterly revolted by it.

[Specially Cork]

Ok, so I just got home (I live in a basement apartment), and while online I found AutoComplete had an email in it from an unrecognizable email address. No one but myself has ever used this computer, and I went through both my email and MSN list and didn't find anyone matching the address. I think the chick who lives upstairs (she's fat and ugly, otherwise I wouldn't have minded so much ) breaks into my apartment during the day (which is pretty easy).

Is there any way of finding out who's attached to this email address? I just added her to MSN, and I'm going to wait for her to come on.... but nothing is coming up in either Yahoo or Google.

lock your pc when you're out? seems pretty simple to me. or maybe masturbate all over the keyboard and leave it there to solidify. since its your spunk, you should be okay using it still, but someone else is going to be utterly revolted by it.

Personally, I would be more tempted to use it.

[adnans]

Ok, so I just got home (I live in a basement apartment), and while online I found AutoComplete had an email in it from an unrecognizable email address. No one but myself has ever used this computer, and I went through both my email and MSN list and didn't find anyone matching the address. I think the chick who lives upstairs (she's fat and ugly, otherwise I wouldn't have minded so much ) breaks into my apartment during the day (which is pretty easy).

Is there any way of finding out who's attached to this email address? I just added her to MSN, and I'm going to wait for her to come on.... but nothing is coming up in either Yahoo or Google.

lock your pc when you're out? seems pretty simple to me. or maybe masturbate all over the keyboard and leave it there to solidify. since its your spunk, you should be okay using it still, but someone else is going to be utterly revolted by it.

Personally, I would be more tempted to use it.

sir, after this sentence, i will strongly imply that you are a homosexual.

faggot.

[Specially Cork]

Ok, so I just got home (I live in a basement apartment), and while online I found AutoComplete had an email in it from an unrecognizable email address. No one but myself has ever used this computer, and I went through both my email and MSN list and didn't find anyone matching the address. I think the chick who lives upstairs (she's fat and ugly, otherwise I wouldn't have minded so much ) breaks into my apartment during the day (which is pretty easy).

Is there any way of finding out who's attached to this email address? I just added her to MSN, and I'm going to wait for her to come on.... but nothing is coming up in either Yahoo or Google.

lock your pc when you're out? seems pretty simple to me. or maybe masturbate all over the keyboard and leave it there to solidify. since its your spunk, you should be okay using it still, but someone else is going to be utterly revolted by it.

Personally, I would be more tempted to use it.

sir, after this sentence, i will strongly imply that you are a homosexual.

faggot.

Cool thanks.Wanna fuck some time?

[Christuserloeser]

I recommend all of the above.

[not just souLLy now]

We need closure, what happened, did you eat her remains?

[Code-Red]

Alright so here's the low-down:

I took everyone's thoughts into account. I pulled up my folder of pictures of Hasney I've saved over the years, and got to work furiously masturbating. By the time I was done, my penis was red and chaffed, and there was a combination of ripped pubic hairs and semen all over the laptop.

Being that today is "Family Day" in Canada (which isn't taken very seriously), I pretended to leave for work at 5am. I snuck quietly back into the apartment, and hid in the shower. Then I heard footsteps. My door opened. The bathroom door opened. I saw the long haired mother fucker checking out the laptop. Just then, I noticed who it was. My body froze in fright. I tried not to make any noise, and a single drop of sweat rolled off my forehead and crashed loudly onto the beautifully laid tile. The silk shower curtains opened, and this is what I saw...............







































































"OH CHRIST!" She screamed. I grabbed her supple tits and forced my damaged, but erect penis into her anus. I thrust my man thing into her colon for hours, while she cried. I've got her locked in my closet now, as my permanent mal...err female sex slave.

[|darc|]

I have to say, I scrolled with anticipation.... and I lol'd.

[Specially Cork]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW a German.

[I.M. Weasel]

I dont get it. and i need it.