at scout camp they tought us how to start a fire using a square battery, steel wool, and dryer lint as part of survivor skills. The camp next to us used gasoline and a lighter. As cool as the one we learned was, I think I find myself in situations where I may need survivor skills with a car full of ...

I just quit my job as a baker, haha I win.

I would like to buy the internts, but I only have 37 cents, could I just get a blowjob from your mom instead?

So its a fuck you to the industry and has nothing to do with all the health claims.

it loops past the ditto part

I read that whole thing. You bastard.

My grandpa is on Chantix and it's working well for him. He hasn't even had a craving, and he's been a smoker for like 50 years. 50 years? Wow. Wasn't he supposed to die of lung cancer already? It's amazing. Smoking can kill someone in their 20's and someone who's been smoking for 40 years (my mom) ...

good luck to you.

did someone find my old quote script?

Follow the above advice of sedation and keeping it inside. I'll just add once it is in the new house you won't see it, it'll be under every bed and any corner it can hide in. Take time to give your cat love, go through the pain of finding him getting him out of his spot and sit on the couch HOLD him...

go for the dual core the price difference is pretty minimal now.

HAHA NIGGER

It'd be funnier if he violently raped princess peach.

g5 ftw

ok I was sitting back with my boy watching cartoon network when I heard gwar playing. Went around and found it. This is funny as hell. Kids next door episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJwbdZv2PQ Original gwar song- Private pain of techno destructo http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D7UGNJQ2 and just...

Whats scary is they seem to read it and associate it with all conservatives.

I'm already a manwhore

besides those old railroad songs evolved into rap. and we all wish that would die.

II wish I could put a baseball bat between the eyes of the fuck that sings this song.