Public Enquiry into Decline in Null Quality Standards Dec 07

Post by **Specially Cork** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:31 am

Recently while browsing null I wondered whether shitting onto a knife and smearing it onto my monitor would result in a better and more entertaining browsing experience...it did. Considering my shit lacks awesomeness due to it being nothing more than human faeces, I concluded that Null must really, really suck right now.

I have therefore used my free time today to come up with 3 possible measures we can take at this moment:

1) Locking Null and enjoying the memories

Always a controversial choice, but Null is nowhere near as good as it once was, and it never will be. We missed the chance to kill it off at it's peak, but maybe it's time to let it go with a bit of dignity?

2) Ethnic cleansing

While the disappearance of several great posters over the years is now accumulating and creating a sharp decline in quality posts, a large build-up of ass-tard posters is creating a huge surge in shit posts making the whole thing twice as bad as it would be. Identifying these people and either killing them, or removing their access to Null could cut away 99.9% of all the shit.

3) Recreate the glory days

While time-travel is out of our reach, we could delude ourselves and live in a false-reality. We could create accounts similar to great posters of the past, pretend we are them, and remake great topics. While it wouldn't be the same, the nostalgia would be nice and settling.

I welcome all thoughts, ideas and opinions from everyone as long as you are on my pre-approved list of "good posters" that I am too lazy to list.

Code-Red · Post by **Code-Red** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:50 am

After I had performed an Alaskan Pipeline on myself I had an epiphany; a dildo usually feels better.

Therefore, I choose ethnic cleansing. Start with the Germans and dcemu.co.uk tards, both can be considered the same group.

not just souLLy now · Post by **not just souLLy now** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:30 am

Unless I see a drastic improvement, which I don't think I will, it can only be option 1.

Post by **melancholy** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:31 am

Wouldn't Option 1 also take care of Option 2 as well?

At any rate, if not even Boney can bring the forum back, then honestly, what can? Put a big lock on it and change the subtitle of the forum to "We did this to ourselves."

Zealous zerotype · Post by **Zealous zerotype** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:13 am

not just souLLy now wrote:Unless I see a drastic improvement, which I don't think I will, it can only be option 1.

Before we go into shit I think a topic should be made to decide who the great posters were

first soully nomination.

Post by **I.M. Weasel** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:47 pm

Please choose 1 desired null configuration:

1) Harder
2) Better
3) Faster
4) Stronger

Calavera · Post by **Calavera** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:12 pm

] Locking and enjoying the memories

Always a controversial choice, but it is nowhere near as good as it once was, and it never will be. We missed the chance to kill it off at it's peak, but maybe it's time to let it go with a bit of dignity?

The same could be said of this entire forum.

Code-Red · Post by **Code-Red** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:19 pm

Bring back Zull.

Calavera · Post by **Calavera** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:39 pm

Code-Red wrote:Bring back Zull.

Amadeus, Amadeus ohh ohhh Amadeus. Come and save us Amadeus.

Code-Red · Post by **Code-Red** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:38 pm

Another solution is to have a Success/Failure meter under your post count. Every time you get called on a failure, you get a check added on, and after 5 you get booted from the Null forum.

bizzle · Post by **bizzle** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:31 pm

I.M. Weasel wrote:Please choose 1 desired null configuration:

1) Harder
2) Better
3) Faster
4) Stronger

FAIL FOR DAFT PUNK, KANYE WEST AND YOURSELF.

Sir Savant · Post by **Sir Savant** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:10 am

Code-Red wrote:Another solution is to have a Success/Failure meter under your post count. Every time you get called on a failure, you get a check added on, and after 5 you get booted from the Null forum.

OMFG that would be AWESOME!

AuroEdge · Post by **AuroEdge** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:42 am

Sir Savant wrote:
Code-Red wrote:Another solution is to have a Success/Failure meter under your post count. Every time you get called on a failure, you get a check added on, and after 5 you get booted from the Null forum.
OMFG that would be AWESOME!

I like girls.

Sir Savant · Post by **Sir Savant** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:07 pm

AuroEdge wrote:I'm gay.

MulletMan13 · Post by **MulletMan13** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:11 pm

Sir Savant wrote:
AuroEdge wrote:I'm gay.

AuroEdge · Post by **AuroEdge** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:40 pm

Sir Savant wrote:
AuroEdge wrote:I'm gay.

lol take a joke

Post by **melancholy** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:55 pm

So, what, are we closing this place or what?

Post by **Specially Cork** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:32 am

melancholy wrote:So, what, are we closing this place or what?

We should. Even this thread is full of fail now.

Sir Savant · Post by **Sir Savant** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:05 am

BoneyCork wrote:
melancholy wrote:So, what, are we closing this place or what?
We should. Even this thread is full of fail now.

AuroEdge wrote:
Sir Savant wrote:
AuroEdge wrote:I'm gay.
No really, I'm gay!

TyBO · Post by **TyBO** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:19 pm

I had a dream last night that the Null forum died. It was tragic, in that post-apocalyptic sort of way.

I know I'm not a frequent poster here, but Null is a very important board to me. It's where some of the most intelligent forum posters can mock the most unintelligent internet users, without receiving ban threats from power-hungry moderators. There aren't many other places like this on the internet.

DCEmulation

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