Way too funny....

Narcissus · Post by **Narcissus** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 5:23 pm

Anyone get tired of stupid telemarketers calling their house?

http://www.telemarketingpranks.com

has free mp3's you can download of some of the funniest telemarketing pranks I've ever heard.

butters · Post by **butters** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 6:20 pm

Funny stuff, but kinda hard to hear sometimes.

spag · Post by **spag** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 8:13 pm

not much there yet but pretty funny. hehehe... "MAW GET ME SOMETHING TO DRINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!"

Narcissus · Post by **Narcissus** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 9:04 pm

thanks, its actually my webpage. first one i've ever did and tried to make it look half way decent. does it seem to appear ok, any suggestions on what i can do to make it better?

spag · Post by **spag** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 9:20 pm

it's pretty cool! did you do the pranks yourself? hehehehehee

the page displays fine.

Matt Average · Post by **Matt Average** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 9:37 pm

hilarious. I really get sick of those telemarketers, so I usually try to get them off subject then I play music or something and wait for their reaction. I think I shoud record these..........

Narcissus · Post by **Narcissus** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 10:15 pm

Ya I did the pranks spur of the moment. The ones up now are old, I have plenty more I just have to edit out all inappropriate info (company and individual full names) but I'm going to keep putting them up. I figured out a way to not make my voice so overpowering now, so the newest ones are a lot better quality. You can get the equipment you need to record them at an electronics store (25 bucks). It's fun everyone at work loves them and sends them to everyone they know, so I thought I'd start a page with them on it. As soon as I get more edited they'll be up. If you do start doing them and want them on the page let me know, you'll get total credit for the pranks. I figure I'm a little to old to be calling people at home messing with them, but if they're gonna call me....why not?!

hehehe

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 9:43 am

My parents are always so hypocritical towards them.

Whenever they call, my mom would say something like, "Oh I'm sorry, we already have a very nice bed. No Thanks."

If I answer the phone, I let them talk for about one minute then I'll just yell something stupid like, "Bang" "bop". Then hang up.

spag · Post by **spag** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 1:00 pm

My brother just says "oh, he's dead" and hangs up when they call for him.

atf487 · Post by **atf487** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 2:32 pm

I just tell them "Could you call later. My dad died" In a very sad voice.

Dark_Zero · Post by **Dark_Zero** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:43 pm

When someone calls and asks if we want to change our long distance service I just say "Oh I'm sorry we don't have a phone" they usually say something like: "Oh Ok.Bye"
Other times I pickup the phone and use a really retarded voice and just yell a bunch of stupid stuff and stupid noises into the phone.

Narcissus · Post by **Narcissus** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:30 am

Hahaha...it's so much fun to mess with these guys, you guys should record it. People love to listen to it too... (at least i do. :lol: )

Jelly_Warrior · Post by **Jelly_Warrior** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:48 am

We'll i can honestly say I've heard them all because I was a telemarketer last year (I gave it up in Dec)

We used to try to get people to have an in home demonstration of some super great vacume cleaner (worth about $3 500). It used to be funny hearing some of the lame excuses that people thought of. I remember people telling me stuff like:
"Oh! I have no need for that, I live in a cave"
"Nah sorry mate, Our floors are made of shit_"
"it'll be ok, i have a dust buster"
and all the typical "oh, he's dead", etc comments.

But I still managed to book in heaps of people, I even booked 2 priests!

The difference with my job was that i was paid on an hourly rate so when somebody hung up on me i still got paid. I didnt get commision from booking, etc.

Narcissus · Post by **Narcissus** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 10:17 am

Ya, my ex-girlfriend was a telemarketer the whole time we dated (2 years) she would always tell me about the nut cases they'd get. Now I get to be a nut case story for all the lucky telemarketing employees that randomly get my #. :)

I@N · Post by **I@N** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 12:58 pm

Jelly Warrior wrote: We used to try to get people to have an in home demonstration of some super great vacume cleaner (worth about $3 500)...

I'm sorry but no vacuum cleaner is worth $3,500, surely it would be cheaper to buy new carpets

Narcissus · Post by **Narcissus** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 12:57 am

Hahaha...new prank is up...at the bottom of the prank page...and this guy is an idiot...I wouldn't be suprised if he gets fired after this call! At first it doesn't even sound real, but believe me .... it is.

http://www.telemarketingpranks.com