Worst Movie you have ever seen

Post by **Quzar** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:01 pm

What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

For me it has to be Supernova. It was just so bad, I wasn't even able to make fun of it properly.

Matisfaction · Post by **Matisfaction** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:07 pm

Some Movie on Channel 5 (I should have known better) on the other nite aboot this school chick who kills a load of people and tries to sleep with her teacher after helping him with a yard sale

WTF?

Mad as a bag of spiders and totaly crrrrrrrrrrrrrap to boot!

Luriden · Post by **Luriden** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:12 pm

Sword of the Valient.

A really, REALLY low budget, cheesy Camelot movie. It was made in the 80's but that was no excuse for how corny the special effects and acting were. Funny thing is that Sean Connery plays a role in it. Chances are all the funds the director had were trying to cast him in the movie.

Egotistical EvilN · Post by **Egotistical EvilN** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:08 pm

Raptor (Take some bad b-movies (carnataur). Cut together footage. Redub. Call it raptor.)
Reign of Fire (Couldn't you have made the backstory a LITTLE more specific? Maybe telling about how the dragon females woke up, too? Or how the dragons could resist atomic bombs?)
Chicken Run

greay · Post by **greay** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:12 pm

Blood Orgy of the Leather Girls.

Not actually the worst, but I expected so much more out of it. Hardly any blood, no orgies. Certainly nary a blood orgy to be seen. Hell, I don't even think any of the girls were wearing leather.

Post by **Quzar** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:19 pm

EvilN wrote:Chicken Run

i liked that movie =(

not just souLLy now · Post by **not just souLLy now** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:52 pm

lawnmower man

Lartrak · Post by **Lartrak** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 3:59 pm

A lot of you guys haven't seen some truely awful movies, I suspect. Try watching something like Manos: The Hands of Fate (which I've only seen bits of pieces off).

I generally consider very boring movies to be the worst movies. If a movie achieves a sort of sublime badness (like most bad kung fu films, my favorite being Swordsman With an Umbrella) I enjoy them a lot.

The worst movie I've seen that I can think of right now is MD Geist. It's an anime, that somehow got a sequel. It was boring and everything in it was badly done, except the opening minute. Bad fight scenes, horrible animation, horrible characters, etc etc etc.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:08 pm

Some film starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman that was just... horrible. I can't remember the name but I do remember the ending where conveniently placed coca cola? machines (very brand name specific ones at that) in a roman amphitheatre save them all from being blown up by a bomb because giant explosions are impervious to coca cola? vending machines.

Literally the worst film I have ever seen, and I've seen some stinkers.

EDIT: STILL!

Zealous zerotype · Post by **Zealous zerotype** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:21 pm

Humm I'd have to say spider man 2.It just bored me so much and he was a little punk jebus.It was so bad that when I tried to descrieb it;s suckyness it made me fell like killing my self for admitting I saw it.

Warmachine · Post by **Warmachine** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:24 pm

quzar wrote:
EvilN wrote:Chicken Run
i liked that movie =(

Chicked run was pimpin, I saw that movie like 3 times in London and 2 times in USA. I would have to say Street Fighter movie sucked. The one with Jean Claude Van Damn.

Digital Chaos · Post by **Digital Chaos** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:56 pm

Lartrak wrote:...Try watching something like Manos: The Hands of Fate (which I've only seen bits of pieces off)...

Clearly you didn't watch it with a group of close friends. The movie may have sucked but the atmosphere it created was awesome.

impetus · Post by **impetus** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:59 pm

i think nyar means Double Team.

worst movie ever: Coccoon. Followed by most anything starring Vin Diesel, or a rapper.

mattcky666 · Post by **mattcky666** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:10 pm

sum crap movie with liam neeson and catherine zeta jones in that haunted mansion
scary movie 2 took the piss out of it - totally uneventful

i thought the first tomb raider movie was boring as well - nearly fell asleep in the cinema

weeperofsouls · Post by **weeperofsouls** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:21 pm

street fighter the movie

Covar · Post by **Covar** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:34 pm

the 1989 Punisher movie with Dolph Lundgren. I was willing to finish watching it until the part where the mafia bosses's kids start talking.

DCFan2004 · Post by **DCFan2004** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:04 pm

Sphere, I think thats what its called. Some BS horror/Sci-fi flick that was so long and boring that I did fall asleep during it. Ended up waking up cause my friend through a sour patch kid at me.

compacho · Post by **compacho** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:08 pm

zerotype wrote:Humm I'd have to say spider man 2.It just bored me so much and he was a little punk jebus.It was so bad that when I tried to descrieb it;s suckyness it made me fell like killing my self for admitting I saw it.

Lol. Spiderman 2? I can agree that it had some flaws too it, but there is NO WAY its the worst movie. You haven't watched enough movies in your life I'm guessing.

Anyways, I'd say the worst movie I'd seen was Jurassic Park 3 or Jason X.

impetus · Post by **impetus** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:28 pm

1LINUXuser wrote:the 1989 Punisher movie with Dolph Lundgren. I was willing to finish watching it until the part where the mafia bosses's kids start talking.

heh, i kinda like that movie - admittedly not fantastic, but watchable fun

Zealous zerotype · Post by **Zealous zerotype** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:39 pm

compacho wrote:
zerotype wrote:Humm I'd have to say spider man 2.It just bored me so much and he was a little punk jebus.It was so bad that when I tried to descrieb it;s suckyness it made me fell like killing my self for admitting I saw it.
Lol. Spiderman 2? I can agree that it had some flaws too it, but there is NO WAY its the worst movie. You haven't watched enough movies in your life I'm guessing.

Anyways, I'd say the worst movie I'd seen was Jurassic Park 3 or Jason X.

I seen a lot,but since I saw ti recently I'm sure If I sat and thought I could come up with better.