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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snow balls!

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Only joking of course. I respect snow people and they may identify as any gender they wish.
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What you don't have respect for is people living in countries where it doesn't snow, or have access to any form of water.
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Pffft. Snowflake.
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What did they call Vanilla Ice after his first tour of Southern California? Vanilla Puddle
It's rumored that he evaporated minutes before he was due to go on stage to perform his smash hit "Ice Ice Baby" live
The most tragic thing is that the tour was one mixed up phone call away from touring interior Greenland instead
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Fuck Christmas.
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