I cut my foot while shaving my legs

Post by **Specially Cork** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:20 pm

Hurts like a banshee.

Post by **pixel** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:21 pm

Please forward the results of your drag queen competition to me when you're done. Thanks.

Post by **Specially Cork** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:44 pm

Third.

Post by **Specially Cork** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:45 pm

You should really try smooth calves on bedsheets. Epic feeling. You don't know what you're missing.

DanteJay · Post by **DanteJay** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:19 pm

BoneyCork wrote:You should really try smooth calves on bedsheets. Epic feeling. You don't know what you're missing.

I have enough wet dreams as it is, so I don't need to feel anymore comfortable in bed than I already do.

Post by **pixel** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:37 pm

BoneyCork wrote:You should really try smooth calves on bedsheets. Epic feeling. You don't know what you're missing.

How does your 9-year-old sex slave feel about it? What's the optimal thread count?

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:47 pm

Do you really shave your legs?

Post by **Specially Cork** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:40 pm

Yes. I'm married, enjoy sexual relations with my female wife, and shave my legs. Fuck you!

Zealous zerotype · Post by **Zealous zerotype** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:17 pm

Hey bros. I suck cock.

DanteJay · Post by **DanteJay** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:09 am

The man only asked a question, sheesh. Boney, cut him some slack...

Or do you only know how to cut yourself shaving your legs?

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:20 am

BoneyCork wrote:Yes. I'm married, enjoy sexual relations with my female wife, and shave my legs. Fuck you!

She isn't turned off by that? By the fact that you're an effeminate bitch? No wonder you have to go 8,000 miles to get laid.

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:21 am

Or do you tuck it back and scissor with her?

Post by **Specially Cork** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:08 pm

Jeeba Jabba wrote:Or do you tuck it back and scissor with her?

This.

And it's 5000 miles.

DanteJay · Post by **DanteJay** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:45 pm

Pics or GTFO.

mankrip · Post by **mankrip** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:35 am

Post by **Specially Cork** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:32 pm

DanteJay wrote:Pics or GTFO.

RyoDC · Post by **RyoDC** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:26 pm

Great! Shaved legs look so good and sexual.

Post by **Specially Cork** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:37 pm

RyoDC wrote:Great! Shaved legs look so good and sexual.

This guy gets it. Let's make out.

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:49 pm

Very telling.

DCEmulation