McDonalds

Thomas · Post by **Thomas** » Sun Jun 29, 2003 8:50 pm

Mugworm_Griblick wrote:
Inu_Sess__ wrote:havent eaten mcdonalds in years, since a little girl found blood in her chicken nuggetes. She thought it was ketchup and started eating it and her mom noticed it was blood. It was a mcdonalds by my house too.
damn, what if it was HIV positive

I remeber then giving her tests for it but I dont ever remember hearing the results.

Lartrak · Post by **Lartrak** » Sun Jun 29, 2003 10:51 pm

It was a girl who took a burger home, took a bite and fell sick. The hospital examined her burger just for the sake since she only took a bite, and found TWELVE traces of jizum.

I'd bet money it is an urban legend. You wouldn't get sick from eating semen, not even from 12 shots of it, especially if you can already stomach McDonald's food.

gamedudex · Post by **gamedudex** » Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:38 pm

i only eat at sonics drive in restuants for burgers.

az_bont · Post by **az_bont** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:14 am

perry2175 wrote:
az_bont wrote:In a McDonalds in my town, somebody found spunk in their burger. They had to conduct a DNA test for all the male employees.
If im not mistaken and it's the same story, which it probably is. It was a girl who took a burger home, took a bite and fell sick. The hospital examined her burger just for the sake since she only took a bite, and found TWELVE traces of jizum.

Was it in Swansea? It got a mention in the local Evening Post.

Drinkcast · Post by **Drinkcast** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 2:27 am

Lartrak wrote:
It was a girl who took a burger home, took a bite and fell sick. The hospital examined her burger just for the sake since she only took a bite, and found TWELVE traces of jizum.
You wouldn't get sick from eating semen.

How you know? Been there?

SuperMegatron · Post by **SuperMegatron** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:15 pm

I dont know about mcdonalds but i used to work at Wendy's with a bunch of my friends and anytime someone got a attitude with us we would go back to the back and dip our balls in there frosty of spit in there food

Post by **Roofus** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 12:05 am

Drinkcast wrote:
Lartrak wrote:
It was a girl who took a burger home, took a bite and fell sick. The hospital examined her burger just for the sake since she only took a bite, and found TWELVE traces of jizum.
You wouldn't get sick from eating semen.
How you know? Been there?

I can't answer that for Lartrak, but it seems to me that millions of people eat semen every day and no one's died from it yet.
No, I'm not one of them

jaredfogle · Post by **jaredfogle** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 12:11 am

Now, I have, like everyone else, spent my whole life eating those little thin burger patties. But one day, I walk into Hardee's, I say "gimmie two skinny little burger patties". And you coulda knocked me over with a feather. The counter-ho told me they were only serving Angus beef (the BEST you can get). Now I was raised on my grandaddys ranch, and I know how expensive Angus beef is. So I got one, and you can really taste the difference. They are serving Angus beef at Hardee's.

Yeah, thats right. I went there.

Wagh · Post by **Wagh** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 12:57 am

gamedudex wrote:i only eat at sonics drive in restuants for burgers.

sonics is ok.. quite expensive.. and greasy..

Lartrak · Post by **Lartrak** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 1:44 am

sonics is ok.. quite expensive.. and greasy..

The Sonic you go to must just stink. the one by me isn't greasy, and a meal is often less then $5. You also get a good variety. Chicken finger thing I usually get is a few chicken fingers, fries, a couple onion rings, two pieces of texas toast, and gravy. About $4.30.

How you know? Been there?

I know what it's made out of, vaguely. It's non-toxic and largely fructose based fluids anyways.