Dang prank call (A threat)

politoe · Post by **politoe** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 12:14 pm

AmadeusZull wrote:its pretty tight, but hairy 2oo. sometimes when i'm in the shower i pose in front of the mirror and squeeze my cheecks. then i try to see if anything that can pass through. my assumption is that if i'm in prison the raper would have a rough time banging me.

Don't worry. You'll come across a fat bouncer by the name of Butch Brown, that'll rip your plum hairy ass withhis thumb.

AmadeusZull · Post by **AmadeusZull** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 12:17 pm

i'm sure. but its worth a struggle.

jaredfogle · Post by **jaredfogle** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 3:16 pm

If i were in your situation, I would have grabbed a shotgun, and ran outside screaming. Then when someone called the cops, act like you were REALLY scared. then they go and put the fucker in jail for threatening you. then you can go to visitation and laugh at him. then one time i was riding my bike and the pond grew up so i fell into it, it wasnt all that bad, except that someone's septic tank had flooded into the pond, so i had their poo in my mouth. and at this point i was pretty pissed, so i killed the guy. i made a mistake and now ive done my time. but it still seems at though girls dont like me.... only men. but hey holes are holes, right Zull? anyway back to the story, so i killed him good. that will teach him to not be dead before i getr there. or i even would have settled for dying, he didnt have to be dead, he just needed to be on the way there. well i gtg. ttyl.

BornStupid · Post by **BornStupid** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 3:28 pm

If i were in your situation, I would have grabbed a shotgun, and ran outside screaming. Then when someone called the cops, act like you were REALLY scared. then they go and put the fudger in jail for threatening you. then you can go to visitation and laugh at him. then one time i was riding my bike and the pond grew up so i fell into it, it wasnt all that bad, except that someone's septic tank had flooded into the pond, so i had their poo in my mouth. and at this point i was pretty pissed, so i killed the guy. i made a mistake and now ive done my time. but it still seems at though girls dont like me.... only men. but hey holes are holes, right Zull? anyway back to the story, so i killed him good. that will teach him to not be dead before i getr there. or i even would have settled for dying, he didnt have to be dead, he just needed to be on the way there. well i gtg. ttyl.

And the English translation of this is...?

Great One · Post by **Great One** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 4:11 pm

BornStupid wrote:
If i were in your situation, I would have grabbed a shotgun, and ran outside screaming. Then when someone called the cops, act like you were REALLY scared. then they go and put the fudger in jail for threatening you. then you can go to visitation and laugh at him. then one time i was riding my bike and the pond grew up so i fell into it, it wasnt all that bad, except that someone's septic tank had flooded into the pond, so i had their poo in my mouth. and at this point i was pretty pissed, so i killed the guy. i made a mistake and now ive done my time. but it still seems at though girls dont like me.... only men. but hey holes are holes, right Zull? anyway back to the story, so i killed him good. that will teach him to not be dead before i getr there. or i even would have settled for dying, he didnt have to be dead, he just needed to be on the way there. well i gtg. ttyl.
And the English translation of this is...?

That you were born stupid.

Trend Whore · Post by **Trend Whore** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 5:57 pm

fuck you, your ex bish has nothing to do with this.

i'm coming for you

and i have gifts of the goatse!

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 7:52 pm

jaredfogle wrote:If i were in your situation, I would have grabbed a shotgun, and ran outside screaming. Then when someone called the cops, act like you were REALLY scared. then they go and put the fudger in jail for threatening you. then you can go to visitation and laugh at him. then one time i was riding my bike and the pond grew up so i fell into it, it wasnt all that bad, except that someone's septic tank had flooded into the pond, so i had their poo in my mouth. and at this point i was pretty pissed, so i killed the guy. i made a mistake and now ive done my time. but it still seems at though girls dont like me.... only men. but hey holes are holes, right Zull? anyway back to the story, so i killed him good. that will teach him to not be dead before i getr there. or i even would have settled for dying, he didnt have to be dead, he just needed to be on the way there. well i gtg. ttyl.

l..m..f..a...o....

liltimmyw · Post by **liltimmyw** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 8:21 pm

jaredfogle wrote:If i were in your situation, I would have grabbed a shotgun, and ran outside screaming. Then when someone called the cops, act like you were REALLY scared. then they go and put the fudger in jail for threatening you. then you can go to visitation and laugh at him. then one time i was riding my bike and the pond grew up so i fell into it, it wasnt all that bad, except that someone's septic tank had flooded into the pond, so i had their poo in my mouth. and at this point i was pretty pissed, so i killed the guy. i made a mistake and now ive done my time. but it still seems at though girls dont like me.... only men. but hey holes are holes, right Zull? anyway back to the story, so i killed him good. that will teach him to not be dead before i getr there. or i even would have settled for dying, he didnt have to be dead, he just needed to be on the way there. well i gtg. ttyl.

This could be the funniest thing I have ever read...

BornStupid · Post by **BornStupid** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 10:07 pm

that will teach him to not be dead before i getr there. or i even would have settled for dying, he didnt have to be dead, he just needed to be on the way there.

It's this that confuses me lol.

Dang prank call (A threat)

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