Serious Question: How do you know if you are g.ay?

EverStoned · Post by **EverStoned** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:37 pm

Hey, don't look at me, I've got gay freinds!

Post by **Roofus** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:01 pm

Ok, I've been busy and haven't replied in a while, so now I'm going to give you some more Roofus advice that's guaranteed to be 100% accurate in every single way. Follow my advice and be happy. Ignore it at your own peril.

You shouldn't announce your sexual preference to the whole world, for several reasons. First, it's no one's business. Second, Your sexuality isn't your whole identity, only part of it. And finally, you'll risk a lot of bigotry and possibly violence.

The girlfriend thing doesn't mean a whole lot. I'm almost 22 and I've had one girlfriend, which was two years ago. The fact that you say that you're not attracted to girls at all says a lot. When I was 16, I was thinking about having sex with every girl I saw. Still do, now that I think about it.

If it makes you feel better, there's an emoticon that describes you perfectly: $~\/~$
As I said earlier, I don't give two shts about whether or not you're gay, straight, bi, tri, whatever. You seem like a cool guy (on line, anyway.) Now quit worrying about this and start a Hot Dudes Thread.

Veggita2099 · Post by **Veggita2099** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:08 pm

I have had people talk trash saying Im turning gay cause I bitch and moan about girls a lot. I get sick of how girls act anymore, not how they look. Id still hit it with any chick out there, but Im sick of dateing girls that only want to go to movies and dinner. Why can't chicks act like the chicks in Anime (not Hentai, but Anime) you know the hot ass chicks that are big tomboys. Only tomboy girls I have ever seen looked like a boy LOL.

Post by **melancholy** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:32 pm

Wow, eight pages. This has really become the popular thread! Aren't you glad you brought up your thoughts here first, TheGatesofBill?

Jaded JAaron77 · Post by **Jaded JAaron77** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:33 pm

you know, I'm not really attracted to most girls I see, but this doesnt make me gay...really, the only girl I'm attracted to @ my school is my girlfriend......(but then again...there are a lot of b*tches at my school)

az_bont · Post by **az_bont** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 4:23 am

mmboy wrote:the people dont bother me, my Uncle as an example. Its the act of homosexulaity, its just not right, U don't often see animals in nature going and humping the ones of the same gender do u? THats what I thought, its wrong, not natural. OK, thats what I think. So leave it at that.

Human are unique sexual animals - we're the only ones who have sex for pleasure rather than striclty reproduction-only, and so we're all bending the "rules" as it is

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liltimmyw · Post by **liltimmyw** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:09 am

Now quit worrying about this and start a Hot Dudes Thread.

lmao

Firthy2002 · Post by **Firthy2002** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 6:45 am

az_bont wrote: Human are unique sexual animals - we're the only ones who have sex for pleasure rather than striclty reproduction-only, and so we're all bending the "rules" as it is .

It's us and dolphins actually.

BlackAura · Post by **BlackAura** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 7:23 am

I think it some primates as well.

Jaded JAaron77 · Post by **Jaded JAaron77** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 7:34 am

Rabbits will sometimes, but thats just a show of power, I think......yea, dolphins are known to be the only other animals besides humans that have sex for the fun of it, and the only other ones that rape each other......If I remember right, though, some species of bear prefers masturbation over sex......

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:37 pm

BlackAura wrote:I think it some primates as well.

Im pretty sure the whole spanking the monkey phrase came about from the spider monkeys favorite hobby...

Back on topic: tolerance = cool

Hawq · Post by **Hawq** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:46 pm

Sickliquid86 wrote:yo gatesofbill
http://test3.thespark.com/gaytest/

Now that test is funny, gave me 'You are 18% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
people less gay than you (1%)'

Obviously just made for a laugh, 18% is way too high, see if anyone can get lower, doubt it

Post by **Roofus** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:55 pm

I'm 30% gay

Firthy2002 · Post by **Firthy2002** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 2:01 pm

EverStoned · Post by **EverStoned** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 2:16 pm

Firthy2002 wrote:
az_bont wrote: Human are unique sexual animals - we're the only ones who have sex for pleasure rather than striclty reproduction-only, and so we're all bending the "rules" as it is .
It's us and dolphins actually.

FACT:

Goats often give themselves blowjobs for sexual release.

Firthy2002 · Post by **Firthy2002** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 2:21 pm

Really? Wish I could do that.

Hawq · Post by **Hawq** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 2:27 pm

Firthy2002 wrote:Really? Wish I could do that.

Remove a rib or 2 & it's possible, strange medical fact #5.

Master Higgins · Post by **Master Higgins** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 2:46 pm

I was 52% gay! I am straight eeeeekkkkk! Hehe i don't believe in that test anyway.

No Name · Post by **No Name** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 2:51 pm

Roofus - How they hell can you be tri? Anyways I act the same way offline as online, so go me.

About the Hot Dudes Thread, I think not. lol And BTW, I don't think I've been worried since around page 4.

melancholy - Indeed. It is more popular than the Official Bleemcast Beta Thread. Heh, I guess I am.

Sickliquid86 - According to that, you are almost as g.ay as me (54%).

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 2:53 pm

mmboy wrote:the people dont bother me, my Uncle as an example. Its the act of homosexulaity, its just not right, U don't often see animals in nature going and humping the ones of the same gender do u? THats what I thought, its wrong, not natural. OK, thats what I think. So leave it at that.

If you have never in your life seen two male dogs humping each other.. you are indeed a highly sheltered individual.