Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah
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Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah
Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah
Today I am writing a mid-core gamer review for Crazy Cheatah for the Dreamcast, Wii, Delanotron, and abacus. I will be focusing on the Dreamcast version, but they are all very similar, minus the graphics, sound, gameplay, controls and chronological era. You can read more about my reviews in my first review here.
The Good:
This game is perfect for a mid-core gamer like myself because it features the two things I love in life; myself and money. Due to the overwhelming success of this site, Data Design Interactive (makers of great Wii games such as Rig Racer 2, Ninjabread Man, and Kidz Sports) have decided to make a game dedicated to me. And I must say. they did an amazing job. Not only is there advertising like CRAZY (get it, cause it's Crazy Cheatah!?! ROFL!!), but the entire game centers around taking people from free sites like the evil stolen site and back to my site so I can get more free stuff from gaming companies and once I taxi enough people back to my sites, I never have to worry about working ever again. Seriously, the concept is so brilliant, it makes me want to trademark more copyrighted names by adding 'emulation' after them!
The Bad:
Unfortunately, one aspect that will turn a bunch of mid-core gamers off is that the game is harder than finding my girlfriend's hole and sticking it in. Many of the people you will try to move to Seanbajuice won't want to come to the sites but luckily there are alternatives to getting what you want, like sending out mass misleading emails and redirecting to fake sites to trick people into coming. Also releasing private information and also unbanning everyone is also a good way to also raise traffic.
Closing:
Overall, anything made after me is always a good thing. I recommend you gather all your mid-core gamer friends to come over and play this game because after all, the more people that are playing the more free stuff I get.
Length: 2-3 inches
Relationship: with my 9-year-old cousin
Security Risk: compromised
Price: $99.99 on this site, $1.99 everywhere else
Final Verdict: 1 billion out of 10
Today I am writing a mid-core gamer review for Crazy Cheatah for the Dreamcast, Wii, Delanotron, and abacus. I will be focusing on the Dreamcast version, but they are all very similar, minus the graphics, sound, gameplay, controls and chronological era. You can read more about my reviews in my first review here.
The Good:
This game is perfect for a mid-core gamer like myself because it features the two things I love in life; myself and money. Due to the overwhelming success of this site, Data Design Interactive (makers of great Wii games such as Rig Racer 2, Ninjabread Man, and Kidz Sports) have decided to make a game dedicated to me. And I must say. they did an amazing job. Not only is there advertising like CRAZY (get it, cause it's Crazy Cheatah!?! ROFL!!), but the entire game centers around taking people from free sites like the evil stolen site and back to my site so I can get more free stuff from gaming companies and once I taxi enough people back to my sites, I never have to worry about working ever again. Seriously, the concept is so brilliant, it makes me want to trademark more copyrighted names by adding 'emulation' after them!
The Bad:
Unfortunately, one aspect that will turn a bunch of mid-core gamers off is that the game is harder than finding my girlfriend's hole and sticking it in. Many of the people you will try to move to Seanbajuice won't want to come to the sites but luckily there are alternatives to getting what you want, like sending out mass misleading emails and redirecting to fake sites to trick people into coming. Also releasing private information and also unbanning everyone is also a good way to also raise traffic.
Closing:
Overall, anything made after me is always a good thing. I recommend you gather all your mid-core gamer friends to come over and play this game because after all, the more people that are playing the more free stuff I get.
Length: 2-3 inches
Relationship: with my 9-year-old cousin
Security Risk: compromised
Price: $99.99 on this site, $1.99 everywhere else
Final Verdict: 1 billion out of 10
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Re: Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah
OMFG
EPIC
LULZ
i can hardly breathe.
bravo man. bravo.
(except the grammar is way too good. i suggest more run-ons and fragments for proper effect)
EPIC
LULZ
i can hardly breathe.
bravo man. bravo.
(except the grammar is way too good. i suggest more run-ons and fragments for proper effect)
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Re: Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah
(somewhat) fixed.|darc| wrote:(except the grammar is way too good. i suggest more run-ons and fragments for proper effect)
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Re: Mid-Core Gamer Review: Crazy Cheatah
I'd think this was petty if it wasn't so hilarious.
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nice work
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I bet he doesn't even get half of the jokes, like stagg and JKKDARK...
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What the fuck are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be trolling some jailbait sites or picking up underaged girls on Yahoo Chat or something?007Cheater wrote:OMG that is funny!