No ketchup!

[butters]

Dear fast food chains of the world:

Why would I want to eat French fries without ketchup? You don't ask me if I want ketchup, then I get home with none in the bag. Have you gotten so cheap that you can't afford to put a couple of ketchup packets in everyone's bag like you used to?

Sincerely,

A happy customer

[AgentGreen]

I know! My local McDonalds does it because business isn't too booming, yet the one in my boyfriend's hometown doesn't put it in unless you ask!

[mankrip]

You don't ask me if I want ketchup, then I get home with none in the bag.

GO BUY A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP DAMMIT

[Code-Red]

Fries are good enough by themselves.

[Specially Cork]

Eww ketchup. The taste of tomatoes in any form = serious fail.
BBQ Sauce >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ketchup.

Oh and:

Fries are good enough by themselves.

This.

[AgentGreen]

Eww ketchup. The taste of tomatoes in any form = serious fail.
BBQ Sauce >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ketchup.

Oh and:

Fries are good enough by themselves.

This.

One of BBQ sauce's main ingredients is...DUN DUN DUN... TOMATO!

Maybe you should stick to Mint Jelly and Worchestershire Sauce, English.

Which reminds me, Worcestershire Sauce is bitchin' on fries.

[Thomas]

Fries are good enough by themselves.

[TyBO]

A co-worker of mine from the state of Utah introduced me to "fry sauce."

50% Ketchup +
50% Mayo =
100% Glorious

[AgentGreen]

Utah scares the fuck outta me

[Roofus]

Eww ketchup. The taste of tomatoes in any form = serious fail.
BBQ Sauce >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ketchup.

Farmers' Market tomatoes = win.

[Specially Cork]

One of BBQ sauce's main ingredients is...DUN DUN DUN... TOMATO!

But it doesn't taste of tomato does it? NO. And that's what I said isn't it? YES. I win don't I? YES. I'm sexy too aren't I? YES.

I win.

[Mark30001]

I could eat fries without any sauce, but it depends on where they are from (Burger King fries).

Honey Mustard > BBQ > Catsup

[|darc|]

Depending on where the fries are from, I will omit the ketchup (McDonalds, Burger King, Rally's/Checkers don't get ketchup; Wendy's, Raising Canes, and most other places do get ketchup).

However, if I'm eating chicken strips, I will drown them completely in ketchup. Fuck dipping them in some ketchup, I just pour the bottle of ketchup all over them. I absolutely fucking love ketchup.

[AgentGreen]

One of BBQ sauce's main ingredients is...DUN DUN DUN... TOMATO!

But it doesn't taste of tomato does it? NO. And that's what I said isn't it? YES. I win don't I? YES. I'm sexy too aren't I? YES.

I win.

If you removed the tomato, you'd certainly notice a difference in taste. Possibly a gross one

[DaMadFiddler]

I agree that BBQ sauce is ketchup 2.0, but bemoaning tomatoes means boney = lose. Also, if you really don't like the taste of tomato, that would make you the only person I have ever met who doesn't like spaghetti

[Strapping Scherzo]

I love to mix ketchup with other liquid condiments like mustard, mayo or tzatziki sauce.

[Roofus]

Depending on where the fries are from, I will omit the ketchup (McDonalds, Burger King, Rally's/Checkers don't get ketchup; Wendy's, Raising Canes, and most other places do get ketchup).

However, if I'm eating chicken strips, I will drown them completely in ketchup. Fuck dipping them in some ketchup, I just pour the bottle of ketchup all over them. I absolutely fucking love ketchup.

You're wrong; All fries get ketchup and chicken strips get honey mustard.

[Specially Cork]

I agree that BBQ sauce is ketchup 2.0, but bemoaning tomatoes means boney = lose. Also, if you really don't like the taste of tomato, that would make you the only person I have ever met who doesn't like spaghetti

I don't like spaghetti. In fact, I don't like most Italian food, because I don't like tomotoes and they're obsessed with them. I'm not the biggest fan of any sort of pasta-type dish anyway. For some reason 99% of pasta-based meals don't have any sort of proper meat portion. Unless my meal is at least 30% dead animal, I don't feel like I've eaten properly.

If you removed the tomato, you'd certainly notice a difference in taste. Possibly a gross one

If I removed the blood from a sexy lady I'd have a lifeless, rotting corpse. Doesn't mean I have to like blood though.

[butters]

Depending on where the fries are from, I will omit the ketchup (McDonalds, Burger King, Rally's/Checkers don't get ketchup; Wendy's, Raising Canes, and most other places do get ketchup).

However, if I'm eating chicken strips, I will drown them completely in ketchup. Fuck dipping them in some ketchup, I just pour the bottle of ketchup all over them. I absolutely fucking love ketchup.

You're wrong; All fries get ketchup and chicken strips get honey mustard.

Still wrong. Most fries get ketchup, and chicken strips get gravy.

[DaMadFiddler]

Depending on where the fries are from, I will omit the ketchup (McDonalds, Burger King, Rally's/Checkers don't get ketchup; Wendy's, Raising Canes, and most other places do get ketchup).

However, if I'm eating chicken strips, I will drown them completely in ketchup. Fuck dipping them in some ketchup, I just pour the bottle of ketchup all over them. I absolutely fucking love ketchup.

You're wrong; All fries get ketchup and chicken strips get honey mustard.

Still wrong. Most fries get ketchup, and chicken strips get gravy.

If you're still talking about McDonald's, fries get ketchup and chicken strips get the garbage can. Seriously. McDonald's "chicken" products taste like fried Play-Doh.