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Post by Disheveled DrFreeze » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:00 pm

honestly, do i have a big fucking sign on my head saying "looking for idiots"?

a few years back i posted a profile on a dating website, met a girl, and had a year long trainwreck of not really any sort of relationship, because "she wasnt ready for a new relationship" after her last BF, she then proceded to hook up with my best mate. Then six months ago, i got a message on that same site (hadnt checked in for ages) that i had a message from a girl, i logged in, turns out some crazy chick with borderline syndrome suddenly saw something in me, i figured trying to keep one person sane was enough of a challenge for me, and politely declined

fast forward to this morning, message from site, some girl was interested in me, i check the profile, and jackpot! a cripple, wheelchair riding IDIOT who loves he soap operas, pulp shows and reality TV, and for favorite books says "Books, yeah like, worst invention EVER" and then she has the nerve to call other people dumb when explaining her "subtle" hint that she is a vegetarian

god, how do these people find me? fucking psychos in teh intarweb, as if i needed anymore reasons not to put any effort in finding a GF
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Post by AgentGreen » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:09 pm

BECAUSE YOU ARE ON A DATING WEBSITE
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Post by adnans » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:09 pm

Disheveled DrFreeze wrote:honestly, do i have a big fucking sign on my head saying "looking for idiots"?
you do. it was attached firmly to your head when you signed up for the dating site.
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Post by that_guy » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:18 pm

Hell I am on a few dating websites as well. You never know, maybe one of em might be a needle in a haystack. But your story is pretty fucking hilarious though. :lol:

EDIT:Links, I want links!! I gotta see this wheel-chair driving reality show junkie vegen.
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Post by Disheveled DrFreeze » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:03 pm

that_guy wrote:Hell I am on a few dating websites as well. You never know, maybe one of em might be a needle in a haystack. But your story is pretty fucking hilarious though. :lol:

EDIT:Links, I want links!! I gotta see this wheel-chair driving reality show junkie vegen.
hell, thats what i figured, i just find it surreal that every single woman i come into contact with over the internet turns out to be:

a) insane
b) an idiot
c) certifiably insane
d) all of the above

as for links, i would, but its a dutch site, even with google translation allof the context-sensitive stuff wouldnt come across

really BAH, this morning when i saw the e-mail i was kinda curious, and didnt want to acces that site at work (if they do end up checking my internet usage at work it will be bad enough they find out i have a computer fetish, they dont need to know im dateless as well), and when i get home and log in, i find another idiot who thinks they are a match for me

bah, shit like this always just makes me think, fuck it, who needs women anyway?
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Post by that_guy » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:09 pm

Well, long ago I was once quoted by Skynet saying If I could suck my own dick I would and not bother trying to get a girlfriend. What can I say, hell I might have even swallowed myself.
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Post by Disheveled DrFreeze » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:14 pm

that_guy wrote:Well, long ago I was once quoted by Skynet saying If I could suck my own dick I would and not bother trying to get a girlfriend. What can I say, hell I might have even swallowed myself.
hahahahahaha damn, i must have missed that :P

thanks dude, im feeling somewhat better about all this stuff, after agentGreens post i figured i was gonna get about 5 more of those and then the thread would die

and on a totally unrelated tangent, i need to get me a new avatar, expect polls to appear all over the place soon!
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Post by that_guy » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:18 pm

Don't pay attention to what AgentGreen says, he is gay. The only time you need his advise is when you can't figure out which Stilettos go good with that particular dress you want to wear. :lol:

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Post by Disheveled DrFreeze » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:25 pm

that_guy wrote:Don't pay attention to what AgentGreen says, he is gay. The only time you need his advise is when you can't figure out which Stilettos go good with that particular dress you want to wear. :lol:

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nah, wasnt taking that hard, but it kind of seemed like a logical response

back on the non logical tangent, anyone know a good GIF generator, and can anyone tell me the max sizes (both pixel and byte ways) for avatar and sig images?
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Post by I.M. Weasel » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:33 pm

Disheveled DrFreeze wrote: ...... and for favorite books says "Books, yeah like, worst invention EVER" and then she has the

Seriously? That is so ignorant i think I need a wheelchair now.

Did she put 'welfare' under her 'favorite government service' category?

I dont know this person, but i feel like god wants me to punch them.
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Post by I.M. Weasel » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:34 pm

On a side note,



at least i know who to share stories with when I sign up to one next month. :(
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Post by Disheveled DrFreeze » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:10 pm

I.M. Weasel wrote:
Disheveled DrFreeze wrote: ...... and for favorite books says "Books, yeah like, worst invention EVER" and then she has the

Seriously? That is so ignorant i think I need a wheelchair now.

Did she put 'welfare' under her 'favorite government service' category?

I dont know this person, but i feel like god wants me to punch them.
no joke dude, i wish i was kidding, saddly these people exist, and even worse, they tend to think i (a quite intelligent, even if i say so myself, young programmer) am a good match for them
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Post by Skynet » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:35 pm

that_guy wrote:Well, long ago I was once quoted by Skynet saying If I could suck my own dick I would and not bother trying to get a girlfriend. What can I say, hell I might have even swallowed myself.
I do remember conversations with that type of content involved.

Good times. Alas things have changed a LOT since those simpler times :(
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Post by Smurph » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:10 pm

that_guy wrote:Well, long ago I was once quoted by Skynet saying If I could suck my own dick I would and not bother trying to get a girlfriend. What can I say, hell I might have even swallowed myself.
Autofellatio is overrated.
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Post by not just souLLy now » Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:20 am

AgentGreen wrote:BECAUSE YOU ARE ON A DATING WEBSITE
This man speaks the truth
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Post by Skynet » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:31 am

I could have sworn soully was responding to Smurph's post above him. :lol:
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