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I should defrag

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I was recently wondering why apps are taking 15 times longer than usual to load then I finally discover the cause:
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I should consider a defrag about now.
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Your disk fragmentation map reminds me of Tom Baker's Doctor Who scarf.
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JellyWarrior wrote:I was recently wondering why apps are taking 15 times longer than usual to load then I finally discover the cause:
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I should consider a defrag about now.
im betting you dont turn off your PC, but let it cry itself to sleep :o
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It's also probably got some slash marks on it's wrists.
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What are you talking about? It's a happy PC, I give it so much freedom, just let it throw files where it feels like.

I've just put my foot down and ordered it to clean up it's mess.
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I win?

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That isn't usual, I just used the "replace Windows installation but don't format the partition" option a couple of weeks ago and that was the result afterwards.
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pat@Skynet:/$ df -h
Filesystem            Size  Used Avail Use% Mounted on
/dev/sda4             100G   26G   75G  26% /
varrun               1014M  112K 1014M   1% /var/run
varlock              1014M     0 1014M   0% /var/lock
procbususb           1014M  120K 1014M   1% /proc/bus/usb
udev                 1014M  120K 1014M   1% /dev
devshm               1014M     0 1014M   0% /dev/shm
lrm                  1014M   33M  981M   4% /lib/modules/2.6.20-16-generic/volat                                                                                                   ile
/dev/sda1             478M   27M  427M   6% /boot
/dev/sda3             300G  127G  174G  43% /media/sda3
/dev/sdb1             459G  348G   88G  80% /media/sdb1
My shit never gets fragmented. I lose.
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I haven't defragged anything for six years, I am teh fail ;)
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I dont defrag my computer just because its all part of some government conspiracy they use to brainwash you into buying their cereal.
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I accidently clicked defag and lost all my porn :(
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BoneyCork wrote:I accidently clicked defag and lost all my porn :(
ive seen people get off on hard disk capacity, but jacking off to file system fragmentation, dude :o
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Disheveled DrFreeze wrote:ive seen people get off on hard disk capacity.....
You have actually seen it? First hand? Your hand?
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that_guy wrote:
Disheveled DrFreeze wrote:ive seen people get off on hard disk capacity.....
You have actually seen it? First hand? Your hand?
yeah, sadly enough i broke my first 500 GB disk after spooging onto it, so i had to buy a new one :( Samsung wouldnt send me a new one once they got my broken one, maybe i should have wiped the cum of the circuit board
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Disheveled DrFreeze wrote:
that_guy wrote:
Disheveled DrFreeze wrote:ive seen people get off on hard disk capacity.....
You have actually seen it? First hand? Your hand?
yeah, sadly enough i broke my first 500 GB disk after spooging onto it, so i had to buy a new one :( Samsung wouldnt send me a new one once they got my broken one, maybe i should have wiped the cum of the circuit board
I take it jizz voids Samsung's warranty?
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