Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
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Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
When you're walking down the street
And it trickles to your feet
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're crapping in a bush
And it comes out in a rush
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
It's not very funny
When it comes out runny
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When it shoots out your bum
Like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're swimming in the ocean
And you hear a big assplosion
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you start to dance
But feel a rumbling in your pants
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
I was sitting in McDonalds
And it dribbled over Ronald
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you eat a spoiled dish
And your ass begins to squish
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you've got the runs
And it comes out like a gun
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
I was fapping to some porn
Then on my bedsheets I saw corn
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you eat hot curry
And your stomach's in a hurry
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're walking into town
And your trousers turn to brown
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're sitting in school
And something smells uncool
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When the cheeks begin to part
And you produce a runny fart
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you play the flute
And your poop begins to shoot
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're standing by the door
And it pours onto the floor
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're drinking from a glass
And your butt begins to blast
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you ass opens wide
And you meet a big brown tide
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're African
And Dead
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
And it trickles to your feet
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're crapping in a bush
And it comes out in a rush
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
It's not very funny
When it comes out runny
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When it shoots out your bum
Like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're swimming in the ocean
And you hear a big assplosion
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you start to dance
But feel a rumbling in your pants
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
I was sitting in McDonalds
And it dribbled over Ronald
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you eat a spoiled dish
And your ass begins to squish
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you've got the runs
And it comes out like a gun
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
I was fapping to some porn
Then on my bedsheets I saw corn
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you eat hot curry
And your stomach's in a hurry
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're walking into town
And your trousers turn to brown
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're sitting in school
And something smells uncool
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When the cheeks begin to part
And you produce a runny fart
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you play the flute
And your poop begins to shoot
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're standing by the door
And it pours onto the floor
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're drinking from a glass
And your butt begins to blast
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you ass opens wide
And you meet a big brown tide
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
When you're African
And Dead
Diarrhoea!
Diarrhoea!
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Re: Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
You forgot 2 that we had around here:
When you're driving a Chevy
And you feel something heavy
And:
When you're climbing a ladder
And you feel something splatter
Someone needs a list for the Popeye ones, how he'd turn on a heater and blow off his weiner.
When you're driving a Chevy
And you feel something heavy
And:
When you're climbing a ladder
And you feel something splatter
Someone needs a list for the Popeye ones, how he'd turn on a heater and blow off his weiner.
A few fries short of a happy meal.
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Re: Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
Gmc wrote:Lol I remember singing that at school in the playground so many years ago
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Re: Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
Interesting, this is the first Ive heard of this.
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I sat on a heater and burned off my weiner
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I sat on a heater and burned off my weiner
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Re: Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
popeye the sailor man
(ed: I think some of these might be duplicated - if you can find two of something please let me know - toot! toot!:
Version 1:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I sleep with my granny
And tickle her fanny
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 2:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a watering can
When I go swimming
I shag all the women
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 3:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
With a hole in the middle
Through which I can piddle
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 4:
He's Popeye the Sailor Man
He live in a garbage can
If he were frutie
He'd go for your booty
He's Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!
Version 4 (The American One):
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater
It chopped off my weiner
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!
Version 5:
He's Popeye the Sailorman
He lives in a caravan
He turned out the light
And stood in some shite
He's Popeye the Sailorman - toot! toot!
Version 6:
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
And when it gets chilly,
I tickle my willy,
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Version 7:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I love to eat worms
And spit out the germs
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Version 8:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I love to go swimmin'
With bowlegged women
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Version 9:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I sleep with my granny
And tickle her fanny
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 10:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a watering can
When I go swimming
I shag all the women
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 11:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
With a hole in the middle
Through which I can piddle
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 12:
He's Popeye the Sailor Man
He live in a garbage can
If he were frutie
He'd go for your booty
He's Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!
Version 13 - (The 'American' One):
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater
It chopped off my weiner
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!
Version 14:
He's Popeye the Sailorman
He lives in a caravan
He turned out the light
And stood in some shite
He's Popeye the Sailorman - toot! toot!
Version 15:
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
And when it gets chilly,
I tickle my willy,
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Version 16:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I love to eat worms
And spit out the germs
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Version 17:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan,
I turn't on the gas,
And i burnt my ass,
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
(ed: I think some of these might be duplicated - if you can find two of something please let me know - toot! toot!:
Version 1:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I sleep with my granny
And tickle her fanny
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 2:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a watering can
When I go swimming
I shag all the women
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 3:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
With a hole in the middle
Through which I can piddle
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 4:
He's Popeye the Sailor Man
He live in a garbage can
If he were frutie
He'd go for your booty
He's Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!
Version 4 (The American One):
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater
It chopped off my weiner
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!
Version 5:
He's Popeye the Sailorman
He lives in a caravan
He turned out the light
And stood in some shite
He's Popeye the Sailorman - toot! toot!
Version 6:
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
And when it gets chilly,
I tickle my willy,
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Version 7:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I love to eat worms
And spit out the germs
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Version 8:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I love to go swimmin'
With bowlegged women
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Version 9:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I sleep with my granny
And tickle her fanny
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 10:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a watering can
When I go swimming
I shag all the women
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 11:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
With a hole in the middle
Through which I can piddle
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
Version 12:
He's Popeye the Sailor Man
He live in a garbage can
If he were frutie
He'd go for your booty
He's Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!
Version 13 - (The 'American' One):
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater
It chopped off my weiner
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!
Version 14:
He's Popeye the Sailorman
He lives in a caravan
He turned out the light
And stood in some shite
He's Popeye the Sailorman - toot! toot!
Version 15:
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
And when it gets chilly,
I tickle my willy,
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Version 16:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I love to eat worms
And spit out the germs
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Version 17:
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan,
I turn't on the gas,
And i burnt my ass,
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!
A few fries short of a happy meal.
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Re: Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
Hey, you got a camera... nobody's accusing you of anything right?????Mark30001 wrote:Gmc wrote:Lol I remember singing that at school in the playground last week when i was watching underage girls
*nervous sweat*
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Re: Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
Mark30001 wrote:Gmc wrote:Lol I remember singing that at school in the playground so many years ago
It's thinking...
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I didn't know it was a classic children rhyme, I actually thought BC wrote it and I imagined it to have some Death Metal music ..and vocals
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Re: Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
here I sit broken hearted
I came to shit
but only farted
: (
I came to shit
but only farted
: (
Bush and Hussein together in bed
Giving H-E-A-D head
Y'all motherfuckers heard what we said
Billions made and millions dead
Giving H-E-A-D head
Y'all motherfuckers heard what we said
Billions made and millions dead
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Re: Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
I pooted, I tooted, I pooted-pooted tooted!
Ah-ahhh, pooted tooted!..
Ah-ahhh, tooted pooted!..
I tooted, I pooted, I tooted-tooted pooted!
Ah-ahhh, tooted pooted!..
Ah-ahhh, pooted tooted!..
Ah-ahhh, pooted tooted!..
Ah-ahhh, tooted pooted!..
I tooted, I pooted, I tooted-tooted pooted!
Ah-ahhh, tooted pooted!..
Ah-ahhh, pooted tooted!..
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Re: Diarrhoea Diarrhoea!
|darc| wrote:Mark30001 wrote:Gmc wrote:Lol I remember singing that at school in the playground so many years ago