There's a hole in the bottom of the sea...

[DaMadFiddler]

...There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log, there's a log
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a branch, there's a branch
There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump, there's a bump
There's a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog, there's a frog
There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a tail, there's a tail
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the
bottom of the sea
There's a speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the
bottom of the sea
There's a speck, there's a speck
There's a speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the
bottom of the sea.

There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in
the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in
the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a fleck, there's a fleck
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in
the hole in the bottom of the sea.

[atf487]

Stop now before it's too late
I'm eating in the ghetto on a hundred dollar plate
Nothing lasts forever that's the way its gonna be
There's a great black wave in the middle of the sea (for me)

[AgentGreen]

...There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log, there's a log
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a branch, there's a branch
There's a branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump, there's a bump
There's a bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog, there's a frog
There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a tail, there's a tail
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the
bottom of the sea
There's a speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the
bottom of the sea
There's a speck, there's a speck
There's a speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the
bottom of the sea.

There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in
the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in
the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a fleck, there's a fleck
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in
the hole in the bottom of the sea.

Oh my god. I think my class sang this song in 5th grade music class...

[leileilol]

...There's asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's asshole, there's asshole
There's asshole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's a log, there's a log
There's a log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's a branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's a branch, there's a branch
There's a branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump, there's a bump
There's a bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog, there's a frog
There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a pens on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's a pens on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's a pens, there's a pens
There's a pens on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a spic on the pens on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the
bottom of the sea
There's a spic on the pens on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the
bottom of the sea
There's a spic, there's a spic
There's a spic on the pens on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the asshole in the
bottom of the sea.

There's assfuck on the spic on the pens on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in
the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's assfuck on the spic on the pens on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in
the asshole in the bottom of the sea
There's assfuck, there's assfuck
There's assfuck on the spic on the pens on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in
the asshole in the bottom of the sea.

[Juan]

[Covar]

thats wrong.

it each verse goes as follows...

there's a <item>
there's a <item>
there's a <item> in the bottom of the sea
there's a <item> on the <previousitem> the <previous> on the <previouspreviousitem>...in the bottom of the sea

also the order at the end would be vein on the wing the wing on the fly the fly on the wart the wart on the frog the frog on the knot the knot on the branch the branch on the log the log in the hole the hole in the bottom of the sea.

we used to sing this as cadence in basic.

[APE]

Bacon.

[FETUS]

The Grand Old Captain Kirk

He Had A Thousand Men,

He Beamed 'em Up To The Enterprise

And Beamed 'em Down Again.

And When You're Up Your Up,

And When You're Down Your Down,

And When You're Only Half Way Up,

You're Nowhere to Be Found.

[melancholy]

I hate this topic for making me want to listen to Raffi now.

[Calavera]

Oh theres a hole in the throat of the elderly man
In the hospital bed
On the frog on the log in the hole at the bottom of the sea.
Oh theres a hole...
Theres a hole...
Oh theres a hole at the bottom of the sea."