Darwin Awards

Post by **Roofus** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:11 pm

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006540113,00.html

Sir Savant · Post by **Sir Savant** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:02 pm

rofl. Pure genius.

MulletMan13 · Post by **MulletMan13** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:26 pm

http://www.darwinawards.com

ace · Post by **ace** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:29 pm

The Darwin Awards wrote:POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.?

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: ?Watch this then,? swung at his neck and chopped off his own head.

What. in. the. fuck?!

Zealous zerotype · Post by **Zealous zerotype** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:02 am

ace wrote:
The Darwin Awards wrote:POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some “men’s games.”

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: “Watch this then,” swung at his neck and chopped off his own head.
What. in. the. fuck?!

Hopefully I pointed you in the right direction.[/b]

Lartrak · Post by **Lartrak** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:15 pm

ace wrote:
The Darwin Awards wrote:POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.?

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: ?Watch this then,? swung at his neck and chopped off his own head.
What. in. the. fuck?!

I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one. In real life, chainsaws do not cut people in half like large swords. It just doesn't work that way. Not saying it is impossible to cut off your own head with a chainsaw, but you can't just swing it around and lop it off like the article says.

There are a number of Darwin Awards which are poorly cited, or not cited at all. Just remember that when you read them.

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:59 pm

Lartrak wrote:
ace wrote:
The Darwin Awards wrote:POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.?

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: ?Watch this then,? swung at his neck and chopped off his own head.
What. in. the. fuck?!
I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one. In real life, chainsaws do not cut people in half like large swords. It just doesn't work that way. Not saying it is impossible to cut off your own head with a chainsaw, but you can't just swing it around and lop it off like the article says.

There are a number of Darwin Awards which are poorly cited, or not cited at all. Just remember that when you read them.

agreed. it doesn't slice like a knife or heavy sword would.. it tears into things and would require great pressure and more than a few moments to actually go through a person with it.

Post by **Roofus** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:08 pm

It's just supposed to be fun to read, not necessarily factual.

Jeeba Jabba · Post by **Jeeba Jabba** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:41 pm

Roofus wrote:It's just supposed to be fun to read, not necessarily factual.

personally, i think it's only funny to read when knowing if it's factual or not.

but, if that pulls your chain, i have one for you:

"A MAN IN OREGON FOUND A BOMB AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE IGNITED THE FUSE WITH A MATCH AND HE BLEW UP."

ghostparty · Post by **ghostparty** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:33 pm

Jeeba Jabba wrote:
Roofus wrote:It's just supposed to be fun to read, not necessarily factual.

personally, i think it's only funny to read when knowing if it's factual or not.

but, if that pulls your chain, i have one for you:

"A MAN IN OREGON FOUND A BOMB AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE IGNITED THE FUSE WITH A MATCH AND HE BLEW UP."

Explain!

Post by **melancholy** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:57 pm

Jeeba Jabba wrote:
Roofus wrote:It's just supposed to be fun to read, not necessarily factual.

personally, i think it's only funny to read when knowing if it's factual or not.

but, if that pulls your chain, i have one for you:

"A MAN IN OREGON FOUND A BOMB AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE IGNITED THE FUSE WITH A MATCH AND HE BLEW UP."

Yeah, anyone could make up stupid death stories, but it is far more interesting and humorous to read about real stupidities.

Orange_Ribbon · Post by **Orange_Ribbon** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:10 pm

I once died inside when I lisked this thing. it turned out to be high voltage wires and I died for like 10 years.

antidot · Post by **antidot** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:05 am

Some are true, some are not. I just pick through.

Post by **pixel** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:09 am

Jeeba Jabba wrote:

personally, i think it's only funny to read when knowing if it's factual or not.

but, if that pulls your chain, i have one for you:

"A MAN IN OREGON FOUND A BOMB AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE IGNITED THE FUSE WITH A MATCH AND HE BLEW UP."

LukeD · Post by **LukeD** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:51 am

I dont know if I can believe this one

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2004-27.html

Envy · Post by **Envy** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:35 pm

[quote="ace"][quote="The Darwin Awards"]POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.?

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: ?Watch this then,? swung at his neck and chopped off his own head. [/quote]

What. in. the. fuck?![/quote]
haha fucking polacks must be true

Envy · Post by **Envy** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:39 pm

[quote="Lartrak"][quote="ace"][quote="The Darwin Awards"]POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.?

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: ?Watch this then,? swung at his neck and chopped off his own head. [/quote]

What. in. the. fuck?![/quote]

I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one. In real life, chainsaws do not cut people in half like large swords. It just doesn't work that way. Not saying it is impossible to cut off your own head with a chainsaw, but you can't just swing it around and lop it off like the article says.

There are a number of Darwin Awards which are poorly cited, or not cited at all. Just remember that when you read them.[/quote]
true I seen that shit in scarface, however did you guys hear that true story where a drunk Brit hacked off his cock in a bet?