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rofl. Pure genius.
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The Darwin Awards wrote:POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.?

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: ?Watch this then,? swung at his neck and chopped off his own head.
What. in. the. fuck?!
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ace wrote:
The Darwin Awards wrote:POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some “men’s games.”

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: “Watch this then,” swung at his neck and chopped off his own head.
What. in. the. fuck?!
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ace wrote:
The Darwin Awards wrote:POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.?

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: ?Watch this then,? swung at his neck and chopped off his own head.
What. in. the. fuck?!
I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one. In real life, chainsaws do not cut people in half like large swords. It just doesn't work that way. Not saying it is impossible to cut off your own head with a chainsaw, but you can't just swing it around and lop it off like the article says.

There are a number of Darwin Awards which are poorly cited, or not cited at all. Just remember that when you read them.
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Lartrak wrote:
ace wrote:
The Darwin Awards wrote:POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.?

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: ?Watch this then,? swung at his neck and chopped off his own head.
What. in. the. fuck?!
I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one. In real life, chainsaws do not cut people in half like large swords. It just doesn't work that way. Not saying it is impossible to cut off your own head with a chainsaw, but you can't just swing it around and lop it off like the article says.

There are a number of Darwin Awards which are poorly cited, or not cited at all. Just remember that when you read them.

agreed. it doesn't slice like a knife or heavy sword would.. it tears into things and would require great pressure and more than a few moments to actually go through a person with it.
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It's just supposed to be fun to read, not necessarily factual.
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Roofus wrote:It's just supposed to be fun to read, not necessarily factual.

personally, i think it's only funny to read when knowing if it's factual or not.


but, if that pulls your chain, i have one for you:

"A MAN IN OREGON FOUND A BOMB AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE IGNITED THE FUSE WITH A MATCH AND HE BLEW UP."
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Jeeba Jabba wrote:
Roofus wrote:It's just supposed to be fun to read, not necessarily factual.

personally, i think it's only funny to read when knowing if it's factual or not.


but, if that pulls your chain, i have one for you:

"A MAN IN OREGON FOUND A BOMB AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE IGNITED THE FUSE WITH A MATCH AND HE BLEW UP."
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Jeeba Jabba wrote:
Roofus wrote:It's just supposed to be fun to read, not necessarily factual.

personally, i think it's only funny to read when knowing if it's factual or not.


but, if that pulls your chain, i have one for you:

"A MAN IN OREGON FOUND A BOMB AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE IGNITED THE FUSE WITH A MATCH AND HE BLEW UP."
Yeah, anyone could make up stupid death stories, but it is far more interesting and humorous to read about real stupidities.
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I once died inside when I lisked this thing. it turned out to be high voltage wires and I died for like 10 years.
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Some are true, some are not. I just pick through.
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Jeeba Jabba wrote:

personally, i think it's only funny to read when knowing if it's factual or not.


but, if that pulls your chain, i have one for you:

"A MAN IN OREGON FOUND A BOMB AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE IGNITED THE FUSE WITH A MATCH AND HE BLEW UP."
:rofl:
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I dont know if I can believe this one

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2004-27.html
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[quote="ace"][quote="The Darwin Awards"]POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.?

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: ?Watch this then,? swung at his neck and chopped off his own head. [/quote]

What. in. the. fuck?![/quote]
haha fucking polacks must be true
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[quote="Lartrak"][quote="ace"][quote="The Darwin Awards"]POLISH farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some ?men?s games.?

At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot.

Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: ?Watch this then,? swung at his neck and chopped off his own head. [/quote]

What. in. the. fuck?![/quote]

I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one. In real life, chainsaws do not cut people in half like large swords. It just doesn't work that way. Not saying it is impossible to cut off your own head with a chainsaw, but you can't just swing it around and lop it off like the article says.

There are a number of Darwin Awards which are poorly cited, or not cited at all. Just remember that when you read them.[/quote]
true I seen that shit in scarface, however did you guys hear that true story where a drunk Brit hacked off his cock in a bet?
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