i only di this seperate cause other topic it would not fit in with baclash or raw itself i will keep this topic as the official rebirth of ecw topic exclusively .. i wont be posting any wwe stuff anyways just ecw stuff
it was just a holy sh** moment
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backstage:
The Spirit Squad are backstage and they called Joey Styles in. They said that Styles has no spirit and he?s doing a lousy job. They said Kenny is about to become the youngest WWE Champion of all time and Styles is bringing him down. They said if Styles doesn?t do a better job, then they will tell McMahon that he has to wear a cheerleaders outfit next week on RAW. They said they want Styles to say the new WWE Champion is Kenny. Styles said it and they said that was pathetic and to say it with more spirit. Joey said it again and then Kenny wanted to show him how it?s done, and told Styles to get out there and do his job.
In the arena:
Jerry Lawler introduced Joey Styles back to the booth and asked him to say his line, ?the new WWE Champion is Kenny?. Joey said how about if they just do their jobs and call a wrestling match. Lawler said if he was in ECW he?d be yelling it right now. Styles said if this was ECW, he wouldn?t be working with a hack like Lawler. Lawler said Styles is finally showing some spirit. Styles said Lawler wants to see some Spirit? And he slapped Lawler across the face! Lawler shoved Styles down and Styles got pissed and made his way to the back as the fans chanted ?ECW!?
Back on RAW:
Lawler said he apologized to the fans during the break, and then he apologizes to Joey Styles and asks him to come back out and finish the rest of the show. Styles then made his way to the stage and said Lawler wants to apologize? Like he didn?t knock him on his ass in front of millions worldwide? He said he?s not coming back, and thanks to the magic of live television, he?s going to show the world why in ECW he was the loose cannon of commentary! He said six months again, WWE called him! He didn?t call this company, WWE called him because they had humiliated Jim Ross. He said he gets JR?s spot and from week on, he gets an ongoing lecture about the differences in professional wrestling and sports entertainment. He?s not allowed to say wrestler he has to call them superstars. He?s told to ignore the moves and the holds so he can tell stories! Well ignoring the moves and the holds is damn insulting to the wrestlers who leave their families 300 days a year to ply their craft! He said he?s not a sports entertainment story teller. He said he got pulled from WrestleMania because he didn?t sound like Jim Ross, and then he gets bumped from Backlash! He said he called PPV?s on his own in ECW and it hasn?t been done since, but he?s not good enough to call Backlash? He said he?s stick of sports entertainment and cheerleaders and bathroom humor and their own chairman who mocks god and talks about his semen and makes out with divas for his own ego, and he?s sick of the fans who buy into the crap! Styles said he never needed this job and he doesn?t want this job anymore?he quits! Lawler didn?t know what to say and then said they brought Styles up from the gutter and maybe he?d feel more at home in a bingo hall kissing Paul Heyman?s ass.
