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Dead baby actually a chicken

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"...[W]hen a passer-by found what looked like a human foetus in an alleyway they assumed the worst. Within hours one kindly soul had laid a bunch of flowers at the scene, expressing her sorrow. Another did likewise, imploring the mother she suspected of aborting her child to come forward. After five days the alley behind Oakfield Road, Anfield, had become a sprawling shrine filled with flowers, teddy bears and cards. Yesterday Merseyside police took the unusual step of announcing that their investigation was over and that the foetus in question had been that of. . . a chicken."

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Post by arrowhead »

morons. If people minded their own business the world would be a better place.
Shut that cunts mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head
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:guffaw: x10!
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Post by Syd »

:lol: That's awesome!
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:guffaw:
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Post by Hawq »

Wonder if anyone would've believed the story had I posted it yesterday after reading the papaer? oh yes & I'll also chuck in a :rofl:
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ROFL
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Post by Sir Savant »

Poor chicken, accused of being an abborted FETUS.
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