Worst Movie you have ever seen

ian · Post by **ian** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:56 pm

Veggita2099 wrote:Freddy got Fingered is the type of movie that you watch when your sh*tfaced drunk. When your drunk it is some funny stuff. When your sober it is pretty crappy though.

i found one part funny when i wasnt pissed:

where his dad says: what the f*%k do you think youre doing you sick son of a bitch!

and maybe: these drawings... are FU%KIN STUPID

aside from that its a drunk party movie

Thomas · Post by **Thomas** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:02 pm

Rollerball
The Gril with Pearl Earrings
Dirty Dancing Havena Nights

The last 2 my girlfriend at the time forced me to see. We actually both walked out of The Girl with Pearl Earrings after 25 mins it was so bad.

Black Ninja · Post by **Black Ninja** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:26 pm

Night Of The 1000 Cats sucked and another strange movie was Hollywood chainsaw hookers. :chainsaw:

Orange_Ribbon · Post by **Orange_Ribbon** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:50 pm

The last Texas Chainsaw Movie. (not the remake, but the last in hte series where leather face is a woman.)

The Kiss Movie Star Child

Also I like this movie because it was funny in a stupid way, but as a movie is wasn't really a movie, Jack Ass

MrSiggler · Post by **MrSiggler** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:51 pm

I generally don't bother even watching a movie unless it looks good. So i've not seen too many bad movies.. but.. there was one that stands out... I was told it was good.. so I watched it .. and I tell you, I had a very hard time keeping myself from leaving during the thing...

It was some 'kung fu' comedy.. really cheesy.. dubbing.. over.. an old movie.. a scene with a ninja cow.. or something..

Can't remember it's name..

impetus · Post by **impetus** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:10 pm

KUNG POW!!!!! one of my favs

Warmachine · Post by **Warmachine** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:30 am

Kung Pow indeed sucked horribly. I rented it and after 20 minuetes I returned it.

Skullreaper2000 · Post by **Skullreaper2000** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:28 am

2 movies that I thought were realy bad are Joe VS The Volcanoe and Pure Luck.

Orange_Ribbon · Post by **Orange_Ribbon** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:04 am

Warmachine wrote:Kung Pow indeed sucked horribly. I rented it and after 20 minuetes I returned it.

You should have given it a chance, it was HILARIOUS!

S. Thompson · Post by **S. Thompson** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:06 pm

I'm going to have to say Puppet Master 3 was one of the worst films. In fact, a lot of 1980s horror films weren't all that fantastic.

I never liked Dead Poet's Society much either, but apparently that's, like, great or something.

- Fuzmeister

Lartrak · Post by **Lartrak** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:31 pm

unless you were being sarcastic, the "and" in that sentence signifies two seperate titles.

I was being neither.

I've never heard of a movie called Teenagers Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, but I thought it might be an alternate title of the above movie.

CupNoodle · Post by **CupNoodle** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:06 pm

Gothicka

Safety in Nimbus · Post by **Safety in Nimbus** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:55 am

mattcky666 wrote:sum crap movie with liam neeson and catherine zeta jones in that haunted mansion

Agreed. Worst movie ever. Only reason I stayed half way through it because Catherine Zeta Jones is hot.

Matisfaction · Post by **Matisfaction** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:48 am

Safety in Nimbus wrote:
mattcky666 wrote:sum crap movie with liam neeson and catherine zeta jones in that haunted mansion
Agreed. Worst movie ever. Only reason I stayed half way through it because Catherine Zeta Jones is hot.

Wasnt that movie a remake?

Spice World is spectacularly bad

oh and When saturday comes, Shit footy film with Sheffield Utd in it.

OldSkoolGamer · Post by **OldSkoolGamer** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:52 am

Matisfaction wrote:Some Movie on Channel 5 (I should have known better) on the other nite aboot this school chick who kills a load of people and tries to sleep with her teacher after helping him with a yard sale

WTF?

Mad as a bag of spiders and totaly crrrrrrrrrrrrrap to boot!

Devil in the Flesh

I don't think I have one that qualifies as the worst movie, but I remember hating 13 Going on 30 and Hollowman.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:15 am

Wow. Nobody mentioned Highlander 2 yet...

Although "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter" sounds so bad that I'm sad I haven't seen it yet:

The first testament says "an eye for an eye."
The second testament says "love thy neighbour."
The third testament? KICKS ASS!

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical?

MystiK · Post by **MystiK** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:18 am

this is definitely a tie between Mr. Deeds and the Village for me

MystiK · Post by **MystiK** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:22 am

this is definitely a tie between Mr. Deeds and the Village for me

Warmachine · Post by **Warmachine** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:17 pm

I didn't think Mr. Deeds was that bad, not the best but not the worse.

Matisfaction · Post by **Matisfaction** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:26 am

Warmachine wrote:I didn't think Mr. Deeds was that bad, not the best but not the worse.

It was funny in places.

Nothin Beats Devil In the Flesh tho OMG the crapness, oh wait maybe Waterworld