Way too funny....
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Way too funny....
Anyone get tired of stupid telemarketers calling their house?
http://www.telemarketingpranks.com
has free mp3's you can download of some of the funniest telemarketing pranks I've ever heard.
http://www.telemarketingpranks.com
has free mp3's you can download of some of the funniest telemarketing pranks I've ever heard.
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Ya I did the pranks spur of the moment. The ones up now are old, I have plenty more I just have to edit out all inappropriate info (company and individual full names) but I'm going to keep putting them up. I figured out a way to not make my voice so overpowering now, so the newest ones are a lot better quality. You can get the equipment you need to record them at an electronics store (25 bucks). It's fun everyone at work loves them and sends them to everyone they know, so I thought I'd start a page with them on it. As soon as I get more edited they'll be up. If you do start doing them and want them on the page let me know, you'll get total credit for the pranks. I figure I'm a little to old to be calling people at home messing with them, but if they're gonna call me....why not?!
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My parents are always so hypocritical towards them.
Whenever they call, my mom would say something like, "Oh I'm sorry, we already have a very nice bed. No Thanks."
If I answer the phone, I let them talk for about one minute then I'll just yell something stupid like, "Bang" "bop". Then hang up.
Whenever they call, my mom would say something like, "Oh I'm sorry, we already have a very nice bed. No Thanks."
If I answer the phone, I let them talk for about one minute then I'll just yell something stupid like, "Bang" "bop". Then hang up.
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When someone calls and asks if we want to change our long distance service I just say "Oh I'm sorry we don't have a phone" they usually say something like: "Oh Ok.Bye"
Other times I pickup the phone and use a really retarded voice and just yell a bunch of stupid stuff and stupid noises into the phone.
Other times I pickup the phone and use a really retarded voice and just yell a bunch of stupid stuff and stupid noises into the phone.
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We'll i can honestly say I've heard them all because I was a telemarketer last year (I gave it up in Dec)
We used to try to get people to have an in home demonstration of some super great vacume cleaner (worth about $3 500). It used to be funny hearing some of the lame excuses that people thought of. I remember people telling me stuff like:
"Oh! I have no need for that, I live in a cave"
"Nah sorry mate, Our floors are made of shit_"
"it'll be ok, i have a dust buster"
and all the typical "oh, he's dead", etc comments.
But I still managed to book in heaps of people, I even booked 2 priests!
The difference with my job was that i was paid on an hourly rate so when somebody hung up on me i still got paid. I didnt get commision from booking, etc.
We used to try to get people to have an in home demonstration of some super great vacume cleaner (worth about $3 500). It used to be funny hearing some of the lame excuses that people thought of. I remember people telling me stuff like:
"Oh! I have no need for that, I live in a cave"
"Nah sorry mate, Our floors are made of shit_"
"it'll be ok, i have a dust buster"
and all the typical "oh, he's dead", etc comments.
But I still managed to book in heaps of people, I even booked 2 priests!
The difference with my job was that i was paid on an hourly rate so when somebody hung up on me i still got paid. I didnt get commision from booking, etc.
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Hahaha...new prank is up...at the bottom of the prank page...and this guy is an idiot...I wouldn't be suprised if he gets fired after this call! At first it doesn't even sound real, but believe me .... it is.
http://www.telemarketingpranks.com
http://www.telemarketingpranks.com