Strange things at school

Skynet · Post by **Skynet** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:36 pm

u know how funny that was!? he flew a good 5ft, atleast!

oh man! and he managed to do it twice!
that guy was a funny/strange person.

he has his licence and a car now

im stayin away from him!

Lunchbox · Post by **Lunchbox** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:13 pm

I single-handedly introduced Counter-Strike to my Computer class in grade 12, which led to 15 player LAN matches almost every day during class! ah memories

Wagh · Post by **Wagh** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:21 pm

er cs at sch00l is no fun

we used to play it all the time in cisco.. waaaay back before that we used to play red alert in 7th grade. One day the principal saw us killing each other and blood and what not needless to say the game was banned from the labs : (

JuddWack · Post by **JuddWack** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:29 pm

A lot of things were pretty wierd in my highschool and unexplainable. here are a few examples without being depressing.

Huge fight during a hi q meeting.

Bomb threats and keg parties afterwards

some kid stole a bunch of xanax and gave them away and the whole school was wacked for a week.

A teacher showed up at a keg party and hooked up with a student

People smokeing weed on the back of the bus on our senior class trip.

A lot of people ate a bunch of cough syrup before the first ever south park marathon and smoked a joint directly between the 3rd and 4th episodes

When me and my friends saw and alien, or a undiscovered creature. i was thinking about him actually the other day. he had some sort of cloaking device which made him pure black.

Lunchbox · Post by **Lunchbox** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:34 pm

And oh ya, In Grade 11 these 2 guys started fighting during an assembly while the principal was talking. Right then and there in the auditorium, and they were yellin an swearin too, it was great

Narcissus · Post by **Narcissus** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:46 pm

Veggita2099 wrote:There was this time aliens invaded the school, and we had this fire truck that drove aroundthe school with a RPG spawner on it..

No wait that was my duke3d level lol.

Hehe... nice one.

Once I took Pee-Wee Herman (Paul Ruebens) picture and posted it everywhere throughout the school, underneath it saying "Vote Paul Ruebens for Junior Prince". Did that for 3 days straight. The principal got so pissed off.

Once a guy I know got caught having sex in the pool area after it was closed, but still during school hours.

We had this open area in the middle of the school that was only accessable through doors, totally enclosed. Once a friend of mine climbed on the school roof and jumped down in that area during the summer, and was stuck down there for 6 hours.

My first day of school in High School I had Algebra 1&2, there was a second year senior in my class. He took a Hustler centerfold and tacked it to the tackboard in front of the class before the teacher came in. The teacher never noticed it, and it stayed up there all hour. (My teacher was an idiot)

That's a few things I can remember...

Lartrak · Post by **Lartrak** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:03 pm

Somone ODed on heroin in my school once. Sucks.

MetalGearRay · Post by **MetalGearRay** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:20 pm

Narcissus wrote:Once I took Pee-Wee Herman (Paul Ruebens) picture and posted it everywhere throughout the school, underneath it saying "Vote Paul Ruebens for Junior Prince". Did that for 3 days straight. The principal got so pissed off.

ROFL.

bounty hunter · Post by **bounty hunter** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:42 am

my 5th grade homeroom teacher ate mealworms like they were candy....

the image still haunts me to this day.

OneThirty8 · Post by **OneThirty8** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:09 am

My senior year in High School, one of the cafeteria monitors tried to take away my walkman while I was listening to the demo tape of a band I was trying out for later that day. When I refused, she called in a teacher for assistance, and the whole thing turned into a shouting match. Mind you, I wasn't threatening anybody, I was just expressing my frustration at the fact that the people who made and enforced rules in my school were more concerned with my listening to headphones during my free period than they were about the kid selling drugs or the kid getting beat up down the hall. Anyway, later that day, I heard that the teacher I had yelled at had a heart attack. I'm a pretty non-threatening guy even when I'm angry. I get pissed off an yell when somebody rubs me the wrong way (and did even more back then), but I never get violent. Nevertheless, many of the kids who witnessed the event said that I caused this dude to have a heart attack. Felt wierd about it for quite a while.

MystiK · Post by **MystiK** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 10:00 am

1.I bashed a boy's head in with a PVC pipe by accident (like 10 yrs ago i think)
2.Me and some friends found some porno mag's in a teacher's desk (like 3 yrs ago)
3.They caught a girl running an oral sex business in the basement (can't remember)
4. A student just dropped dead for no apparent reason
5. Some horses ran loose in the school

that's about it

MystiK · Post by **MystiK** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 10:05 am

and oh yeah! lol

we found a suspicious white liquid on the one of the blackboards in class, being the juvenile delinquents we were at that time we laughed out loud and asked our teacher if she's aware of what's on her board. It turned out to be just wet chalk and runny white off or something, but before we deduced that she said that she's a married woman and she should be able to identify liquids like that.
we had a ball

Lunchbox · Post by **Lunchbox** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 10:14 am

one time back in grade school, my friend found a used condom in the playground. He said "Hey! A Balloon!" and started playing with it

Post by **I.M. Weasel** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:00 pm

hmmm ok.

In 7th grade in home ec class,we made cookies. this one group put AJAX in the cookies and tried to pass them out to the admins.they were caught.

my last year of HS,these 2 girls were having a fight,spanned half the school. At the end of the fight one of the girls stuck her hand down her pants and rubbed her 'juices' in the other girls face. weird.

FETUS · Post by **FETUS** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 12:25 pm

NULL IS GETTING TOO BIG

daisyboy13 · Post by **daisyboy13** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:17 pm

-I got you all beat. About ten years or so ago, a bunch of our teachers went skinny dipping in the fountain on campus.
-Another time this kid stole a horse while high, rode all around and filmed it then came back to school and showed everyone the tape. He got caught, but not expelled. this was two years ago. last year, on a school trip, 8 kids smoked a cigarette and 2 got expelled. The kid who stole the horse, no real punishment.
-8 years ago this kid got caught smokeing weed on top of the school.
-Jabba and this other guy had a light saber battle on top of it.
-This girl lied about being raped and the guy she said rapped her had to leave the school, even though she lied.

We have a ton of shit that's happend that's insane.

daisyboy13 · Post by **daisyboy13** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:19 pm

I forgot, i posioned a kid once, not to make him die, it was just ex-lax

MetalGearRay · Post by **MetalGearRay** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:58 pm

daisyboy13 wrote:-8 years ago this kid got caught smokeing weed on top of the school.
-Jabba and this other guy had a light saber battle on top of it.

LMFAO

area · Post by **area** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:06 pm

Planned before hand:

About eight of us were sitting around a table playing cards. We had a tape player connected to speakers with 'The Good, The Bad and the Ugly' theme ready to play. Our form tutor was working at his desk. All of a sudden, a guy throws the door open wearing a cowboy hat and the theme starts playing. Most people dived under the desk, and two stood up, having put on hats that were hidden. They pulled cap guns out of their pockets (technically against school rules, I believe, but no-one cared

) and had a 'firefight' (i.e. one shot each). All three went down (

). Three more people ran in, and dragged out the bodies. All six then walked in, and card playing is resumed normally.

Our form tutor didn't know what to make of it at all

There are more, but that's all I can be bothered to type at the moment

daisyboy13 · Post by **daisyboy13** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:33 pm

Almost every school has this but this kid always masterbated in class, all the time.