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Re: ONE WORD STORY 2: LIGHTNING REBURNS

Post by BlueCrab » Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:24 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their
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Post by DanteJay » Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:41 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent
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Post by BlueCrab » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:05 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into
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Post by DanteJay » Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:50 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's
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Post by BlueCrab » Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:26 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back
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Post by DanteJay » Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:36 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door,
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Post by BlueCrab » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:23 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right
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Post by DanteJay » Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:59 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where
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Post by BlueCrab » Tue Oct 14, 2014 12:49 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his
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Post by DanteJay » Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:02 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely
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Post by BlueCrab » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:29 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped
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Post by DanteJay » Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:34 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment
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Post by BlueCrab » Wed Oct 15, 2014 12:18 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of
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Post by DanteJay » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:22 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex
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Post by BlueCrab » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:35 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved
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Post by DanteJay » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:41 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets
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Post by BlueCrab » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:47 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that
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Post by DanteJay » Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:36 am

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only
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Post by Smurph » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:21 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks
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Post by BlueCrab » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:40 pm

Colonel! Colonel! Storms are a'brewin inside my whitefro, and superfly sucked like ham sammich. |darc| broke the DCEmu forums. Siggler is building turtle houses for unwed tadpoles in need of pregnancy tests. Meanwhile lulz were had philandering philandered tortoises. Neoblast bitches bitchily. Ace aces away the VMU's Cosbynomics. Ronald McDonald pornos surface with aeronautical Canadian midgets eating Canadians?! Evidently, Ontario lacks sammiches. BlueCrab sighs. He swims. Big Mac sauce rained into donkeys 'R' 'T' kickban: burrito. BoneyCork makes spreading lederhosen easy with butter, jelly, and a gigantic green rubber and latex petroleum-based dildos. Suddenly, flying robotic jackrabbits begin their descent into Jeeba's back door, right where his grotesquely shaped assortment of sex starved muppets that only dicks would
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